Author Topic: Approximately How Old is Harris? (Read 2199 times)

MB_722 · « **on:** September 29, 2007, 04:34:06 PM »

Any idea how old he is?

willie mosconi · « **Reply #1 on:** September 29, 2007, 04:38:04 PM »

I don't think he has ever revealed his age. I would guess between 40-45 though?

kilojoule · « **Reply #2 on:** September 29, 2007, 04:38:23 PM »

kilojoule · « **Reply #3 on:** September 29, 2007, 04:41:05 PM »

25 of those chasing white boy ass

Riddick · « **Reply #4 on:** September 29, 2007, 04:42:04 PM »

Quote from: kilojoule on September 29, 2007, 04:41:05 PM

25 of those chasing white boy ass

LMAO!!!

kilojoule · « **Reply #5 on:** September 29, 2007, 04:45:18 PM »

did anyone see him on the hat cam at the expo walking around with his top off, not posing for a pic, but just strolling around with the top off, my audio was choppy, but i think i heard him say he should win the O, anyone confirm this>?

Ex Coelis · « **Reply #6 on:** September 29, 2007, 05:36:01 PM »

he's a vampire on his 7th life, so about 650 give or take

that's what he says anyway

kilojoule · « **Reply #7 on:** September 29, 2007, 05:42:42 PM »

big Poppa J

you are robbing my shit man, that 7th soul shit, thats mine. you only knew about 6 of them, Remember the dude is UNDEAD, at 44 he would wanna get his skates on if he is gonna make an impact on the sport, he also had a badly torn lat, but in fairness, he looks as good as i have seen him,

he must of been laying off the white boy ass and focusing on the O

fair play to him

kilojoule · « **Reply #8 on:** September 29, 2007, 05:48:23 PM »

ATTENTION ATTENTION

IF YOU ARE A CAUCASIAN MALE, UNDER 30 YEARS OLD, BLONDE, STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM WILL HARRIS AFTER THE SHOW, ESPECIALLY THE AFTER PARTY,

Cause after his post Olympia high he will want to feast on some hot little white boy ass, and then take your soul, and stuff

D.L. 5 · « **Reply #9 on:** September 29, 2007, 05:58:42 PM »

next winter he will be 64 (this is judging by his face on stage and his forged birth certificate)

kilojoule · « **Reply #10 on:** September 29, 2007, 06:12:17 PM »

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #11 on:** September 29, 2007, 06:13:15 PM »

Quote from: kilojoule on September 29, 2007, 05:48:23 PM

ATTENTION ATTENTION

IF YOU ARE A CAUCASIAN MALE, UNDER 30 YEARS OLD, BLONDE, STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM WILL HARRIS AFTER THE SHOW, ESPECIALLY THE AFTER PARTY,

...or even if you're a short light-skinned black man from Dubai, India!

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #12 on:** September 29, 2007, 06:19:06 PM »

Whatever....he looked unexpectedly good at prejudging

kilojoule · « **Reply #13 on:** September 29, 2007, 06:22:17 PM »

Yo Goat boy

your geography sucks Wills ass

Dubai and India are no where near each other, you should hit the school books again, your making bodybuilders look like dumb Mo fos

kilojoule · « **Reply #14 on:** September 29, 2007, 06:24:25 PM »

that white stuff on Wills face is semen. the blood is real too

Al-Gebra · « **Reply #15 on:** September 29, 2007, 06:25:51 PM »

sounds like someone got rejected by harris and is still bitter about it.

kilojoule · « **Reply #16 on:** September 29, 2007, 06:27:56 PM »

yeah he knocked me back cause i was the wrong colour, the dude wont swing with the brotherZ

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #17 on:** September 29, 2007, 06:30:06 PM »

Quote from: kilojoule on September 29, 2007, 06:22:17 PM

Yo Goat boy

Dubai and India are no where near each other

No shit, sherlock.

It's a running joke.

michael arvilla · « **Reply #18 on:** September 29, 2007, 06:30:49 PM »

All fruity shit with MATT T aside................... ........Will looked great from the pre-judging video i saw!

kilojoule · « **Reply #19 on:** September 29, 2007, 06:32:08 PM »

oops

sorry, whats the joke?

willie mosconi · « **Reply #20 on:** September 29, 2007, 06:33:53 PM »

Quote from: michael arvilla on September 29, 2007, 06:30:49 PM

All fruity shit with MATT T aside................... ........Will looked great from the pre-judging video i saw!

i don't think he will place at all

he looked a bit too fat in mid-section

kilojoule · « **Reply #21 on:** September 29, 2007, 06:38:02 PM »

Quote from: willie mosconi on September 29, 2007, 06:33:53 PM

i don't think he will place at all

he looked a bit too fat in mid-section

i agree totally, JIZZ has a tendancy to smooth him out at the shows, whats why he never nails it

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #22 on:** September 29, 2007, 06:44:51 PM »

Quote from: kilojoule on September 29, 2007, 06:32:08 PM

oops

sorry, whats the joke?

Long story. The short version is: Will Harris' boy-toy Matt came on here and made a post about how he has "business interests" in "Dubai, India". He's never heard the end of it.

kilojoule · « **Reply #23 on:** September 29, 2007, 06:56:00 PM »

Funny
all joking aside

He looks pretty good, if he didnt have a torn lat, and he was 24, not 44, he could be spoken of as the next big thing, thats coming from someone who hates him

http://www.megavideo.com/?v=G85LUN3T

but this is Wills first only and last O id say,