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Official Joe Rogan drinking game rules/instructions...
« on: October 20, 2007, 01:57:31 PM »
Taken from the TitoOrtiz.com forum...

*THE OFFICAL UFC DRINKING GAME*
1 DRINK
- When Joe Rogan yells hes "rocked" or "for sure"
- When Joe Rogan says or uses the word "freak" in any way
- When they show a "celb" in the crowd
- When Dana speaks
- When they stop a fight due to ground and pound
- When a fighter declares they are the best of anything
- When a TUF fighter fights
- When its a fighter who should have been in the ufc long ago
- If fight goes to a decision
- For a takedown
- When ref stands them back up
- If fighter wears a "xience" shirt

2 DRINKS
- When fighter losses 1st and or 2nd round and finshes his oppent in the 3rd
- When a title holder losses his belt
- When fighters will not touch gloves
- When Joe corrects Mike
- When a TUF finalist fights
- When its a trilogy fight
- If fight ends in a submission
- For a slam
- When fighter goes for an armbar or kimura (finsh or not)
- When they show ring card girls
- For leg kicks
- For hot girls making out in the crowd
- Winning fighter jumps on the cage
- For every fighter that wears red shorts

3 DRINKS
- Flying Knee
- Flying Submission
- When TUF fighter wins
- Fight ends in a leg lock
- When fight ends in TKO/KO
- When fighter is bleeding
- If taps to triangle choke
- If head kick connects
- Spinning back fist
- When Joe Rogan says judge is a moron or should be shot
- If fighter fights with an injury or contiunes fight with an injury
- If heavyweight pulls off submission
- Fighters shown training in the locker room

FINISH BEER
- When fight ends in 20 secs. or less
- When its a legends last fight
- When TUF fighter wins a belt
- Chuck wins by submission
- If fights stopped by doc for a cut
- If fight is a draw
- When a fight breaks out in the crowd
- When a fight is stopped due to a groin strike
- When a fight is stopped due to a broke limb(arm, leg)

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Re: Official Joe Rogan drinking game rules/instructions...
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2007, 02:01:46 PM »
There is 'another' actual Joe Rogan drinking game, but all the keywords/triggers relate to Fear Factor, so will make absolutely no sense whilst watching UFC..

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Re: Official Joe Rogan drinking game rules/instructions...
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2007, 07:07:14 PM »
Taken from the TitoOrtiz.com forum...

*THE OFFICAL UFC DRINKING GAME*
1 DRINK
- When Joe Rogan yells hes "rocked" or "for sure"
- When Joe Rogan says or uses the word "freak" in any way
- When they show a "celb" in the crowd
- When Dana speaks
- When they stop a fight due to ground and pound
- When a fighter declares they are the best of anything
- When a TUF fighter fights
- When its a fighter who should have been in the ufc long ago
- If fight goes to a decision
- For a takedown
- When ref stands them back up
- If fighter wears a "xience" shirt

2 DRINKS
- When fighter losses 1st and or 2nd round and finshes his oppent in the 3rd
- When a title holder losses his belt
- When fighters will not touch gloves
- When Joe corrects Mike
- When a TUF finalist fights
- When its a trilogy fight
- If fight ends in a submission
- For a slam
- When fighter goes for an armbar or kimura (finsh or not)
- When they show ring card girls
- For leg kicks
- For hot girls making out in the crowd
- Winning fighter jumps on the cage
- For every fighter that wears red shorts

3 DRINKS
- Flying Knee
- Flying Submission
- When TUF fighter wins
- Fight ends in a leg lock
- When fight ends in TKO/KO
- When fighter is bleeding
- If taps to triangle choke
- If head kick connects
- Spinning back fist
- When Joe Rogan says judge is a moron or should be shot
- If fighter fights with an injury or contiunes fight with an injury
- If heavyweight pulls off submission
- Fighters shown training in the locker room

FINISH BEER
- When fight ends in 20 secs. or less
- When its a legends last fight
- When TUF fighter wins a belt
- Chuck wins by submission
- If fights stopped by doc for a cut
- If fight is a draw
- When a fight breaks out in the crowd
- When a fight is stopped due to a groin strike
- When a fight is stopped due to a broke limb(arm, leg)

LOL awesome rules.

I need to seriously try this game sometime.
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Re: Official Joe Rogan drinking game rules/instructions...
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2007, 07:10:41 PM »
3 DRINKS

- When fighter is bleeding

Would've been plenty of drinks yesterday!
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