The Patriot Act could win us the War in Iraq!

[Mad Nickels]

We should recruit New England Patriots Coach Bill Belichick to lead our armed forces in Iraq.

His forces regularly win by outstanding margins.  His ability to predict the enemy's next move using "by any means necessary" intelligence gathering is just what our forces need.  And the P.R. campaign?  What female war protester will be able to stand up and shout bloody murder to a dimpled, toothy-smiling Tom Brady, new Commander of all US Ground Forces?

[OzmO]

We should recruit New England Patriots Coach Bill Belichick to lead our armed forces in Iraq.

His forces regularly win by outstanding margins.  His ability to predict the enemy's next move using "by any means necessary" intelligence gathering is just what our forces need.  And the P.R. campaign?  What female war protester will be able to stand up and shout bloody murder to a dimpled, toothy-smiling Tom Brady, new Commander of all US Ground Forces?

Yeah then we can run up the score when we play Iran.   

[Hugo Chavez]

AH HA!!!!  THANKS!!! Now I have a clever way of stealing threads from the sports board

[headhuntersix]

Yeah once we bombed then back to the stone age we could then rebomb then back to the Pliocene. BB would come out "what u wanted us to send those planes over to just get shot down, hell yeah they dropped their bombs" ......Its the Iranians job to stop us and they didn't. " Look they were a smoking crater but it was early and we all saw what David did against Goliath".  Rodney Harrison felt disrespected so we carpet bombed some orphanages.