How many of youse are shorter/lighter than your biological fathers?

[ToxicAvenger]

So have you made contact with your biological father yet?

Does it feel strange knowing that Mr. Lobster Man isn't your real father even tho you thought he was for so many years?

dat the best u can do?



    ..man i dunno whether to get pissed to laugh my ass off...

try again nordickfag!

[Camel Jockey]

and now you're married to a woman old enough to be your mom . . . how surprising!!!

not. 

You think she sets a curfew for her little man? 

[Al-Gebra]

You think she sets a curfew for her little man? 

naw, she's probably like a kid herself . . .

probably showered him w all the pampering he never got.

I better stop, i'm beginning to sound like DIVdouche.

[Camel Jockey]

How come she let herself be hit on while her boytoy was on stand by? Think she was setting a good example for the kiddie or something? 

[Al-Gebra]

older women like to know they've still got it.

[G.R.H.]

i'm only 5'6. but i'm about 2 inches taller than dad, and i weigh about 10lbs more than him.  he's 76 and diabetic, so he's shrunk with age, and he needs to be thinner!