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The Mother of All Outrages - Santa Claus Rant
« on: November 20, 2007, 11:34:02 AM »
So I was just asked to be Santa at this year's office Christmas party.  What the heck?!?  I said NO!  Geeze Louise.  Have I put on that much weight?  My butt getting that big?  This is worse than the time my daughter said my six pack was turning into a four pack.  Doh!  Time to call Jenny Craig.  :'( 
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Re: The Mother of All Outrages - Santa Claus Rant
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2007, 11:36:52 AM »
Quote from: Beach Bum on November 20, 2007, 11:34:02 AM
So I was just asked to be Santa at this year's office Christmas party.  What the heck?!?  I said NO!  Geeze Louise.  Have I put on that much weight?  My butt getting that big?  This is worse than the time my daughter said my six pack was turning into a four pack.  Doh!  Time to call Jenny Craig.  :'(  T

Don't be a Scrooge. Dress up in the Santa costume and have some fun!
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Re: The Mother of All Outrages - Santa Claus Rant
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2007, 11:43:52 AM »
You look great

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Re: The Mother of All Outrages - Santa Claus Rant
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2007, 11:48:20 AM »
Quote from: The Freakshow on November 20, 2007, 11:36:52 AM
Don't be a Scrooge. Dress up in the Santa costume and have some fun!

No!  Gotta preserve what little dignity I have left.   :-[
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Re: The Mother of All Outrages - Santa Claus Rant
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2007, 11:49:51 AM »
Quote from: STella on November 20, 2007, 11:43:52 AM
You look great



Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!   :D ;D
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Re: The Mother of All Outrages - Santa Claus Rant
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2007, 11:56:22 AM »
Quote from: Beach Bum on November 20, 2007, 11:48:20 AM
No!  Gotta preserve what little dignity I have left.   :-[

You can't possibly have any dignity left. You're here on Getbig with the rest of us ;) ;D
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Re: The Mother of All Outrages - Santa Claus Rant
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2007, 12:04:36 PM »
Quote from: The Freakshow on November 20, 2007, 11:56:22 AM
You can't possibly have any dignity left. You're here on Getbig with the rest of us ;) ;D

Good point.   :-\

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Re: The Mother of All Outrages - Santa Claus Rant
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2007, 12:14:48 PM »
Hey I can be your elf
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Re: The Mother of All Outrages - Santa Claus Rant
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2007, 12:18:59 PM »
Quote from: onlyme on November 20, 2007, 12:14:48 PM
Hey I can be your elf

LOL.  Hey I will fly you back here for the party man.  There is a suit with your name on it.  ;D
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Re: The Mother of All Outrages - Santa Claus Rant
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2007, 05:57:38 PM »
Quote from: Beach Bum on November 20, 2007, 12:18:59 PM
LOL.  Hey I will fly you back here for the party man.  There is a suit with your name on it.  ;D

Might need two ;D  Hey man have a great Thanksgiving.
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Re: The Mother of All Outrages - Santa Claus Rant
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2007, 10:34:48 PM »
Quote from: onlyme on November 20, 2007, 05:57:38 PM
Might need two ;D  Hey man have a great Thanksgiving.

Thanks.  Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family. 
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