HAS ANYONE HAD A......................

[onlyme]

Hydro Colonic

[Lord Humungous]

Noooooope never, why are you thinking about it Keith?

[onlyme]

yea.  I went in the other day and it is supposed to be really beneficial to you.  I just wanted to make sure no one was going to be in the building when I did it.  God I am going to pity whoever has to mop the floor.  You know most people have between 3 and 5 lbs of poop in their intestines.  Also, you can have poop more than 10 years old solidified on the walls of your intestines.  I want to see if I can find that damm watch battery I swallowed a few years back.   

[Lord Humungous]

Im full of shit so Im sure their is at least 50lbs of shit in me! 

[JediKnight]

Kieth, if you did a hydro colonc, you would flood little hawaiin islands and put them off the map. Come on man, no more hurricanes hydro colonics. Just get yourself in the gym. Or better yet. Walk. Do some cardio. You seem like a really cool guy, and you dont want to have health issues in the future. Make it a point to walk or even jog 2 miles a day. One mile in the morning. One early evening. Come on buddy. Then how bout you get yourself back in the shape like  you were when you filmed Over the Top. Come on bro. I am rooting 4 ya. Make it a point to stick to those goals.

[The_Leafy_Bug]

yea.  I went in the other day and it is supposed to be really beneficial to you.  I just wanted to make sure no one was going to be in the building when I did it.  God I am going to pity whoever has to mop the floor.  You know most people have between 3 and 5 lbs of poop in their intestines.  Also, you can have poop more than 10 years old solidified on the walls of your intestines.  I want to see if I can find that damm watch battery I swallowed a few years back.   

Why the hell would you eat a watch battery?

[Montague]

yea.  I went in the other day and it is supposed to be really beneficial to you.  I just wanted to make sure no one was going to be in the building when I did it.  God I am going to pity whoever has to mop the floor.  You know most people have between 3 and 5 lbs of poop in their intestines.  Also, you can have poop more than 10 years old solidified on the walls of your intestines.  I want to see if I can find that damm watch battery I swallowed a few years back.   

Jesus…
Are there people who do radiocarbon dating on crap?

Seriously,
I've heard so many people preach the benefits of these.
I know they claim that John Wayne had a lot of waste in his colon/intestines when he died, but he was on a lot of medication and had other health problems, etc.

I really don’t know that colonics are all that beneficial to healthy, regular (no pun) people. Penn & Teller did an episode of their show Bullshit, in which they “debunked” much of the hype of colonics. It's worth tracking down.

Keith, before you put yourself through one of these, you may want to do some more research to determine if you really NEED or would BENEFIT from it.

[windsor88]

I think it would be a good to clean out.  Some people go way overboard with one every week.  But once every couple of years I can understand if you eat like total shit everyday.  My Doc said it's BS about removing toxins. He said eat a clean high fiber diet and you won't need a colonic.

[Montague]

Right.
If everything in your body is working as it should, you don’t need this procedure.
I know that onlyme has some health issues, so he may reap some benefit.
But I would still look into it before letting anyone go back there.

[the Pure Majestic]

Hydro Colonic

You don't have 40lbs of waste in your colon.  That is just a gimmick to trick fatties into colonics. 

[onlyme]

You don't have 40lbs of waste in your colon.  That is just a gimmick to trick fatties into colonics. 

Thats what I thought.  But I think it would be nice to have water in my ass.,

[the Pure Majestic]

Thats what I thought.  But I think it would be nice to have water in my ass.,

Get a whirlpool and use the water stream jets.