Stupid porn question

[drkaje]

A buddy of mine is over in the mid East. The server blocks porn.

How in the fuck can porn corrupt motherfuckers willing to strap bombs to themselves?

[Hugo Chavez]

porn can save the world

[Fury]

A buddy of mine is over in the mid East. The server blocks porn.

How in the fuck can porn corrupt motherfuckers willing to strap bombs to themselves?

Maybe that's why they're so angry. If I was taught to abhor pussy and didn't jerk off or get any for years like these apes do, I'd probably be looking to wage this jihad thing, too!

[Stark]

A buddy of mine is over in the mid East. The server blocks porn.

How in the fuck can porn corrupt motherfuckers willing to strap bombs to themselves?

PROOOOOXY!!!!!

[PANDAEMONIUM]

A buddy of mine is over in the mid East. The server blocks porn.

How in the fuck can porn corrupt motherfuckers willing to strap bombs to themselves?

And don't forget that 75% of those "people" over there are closet fags.

It must be in "their" genes to get into dudes' jeans.

[Stark]

And don't forget that 75% of those "people" over there are closet fags.

It must be in "their" genes to get into dudes' jeans.

They don't wear Jeans over there

That stupid shit they are wearing makes it easier for them to jerk off.

[CalvinH]

Jerkin off to a chick in a big ole dress and a bhurka just can't have the same effect

[Stark]

Jerkin off to a chick in a big ole dress and a bhurka just can't have the same effect

The imagination is a powerful tool

[CalvinH]

The imagination is a powerful tool

True but a little visual stimuli is a big help

[anvil]

The middle east would be infinitely better if they would just embrace porn and booze.


Kinda off the subject, but whenever I think of some bhurka hag, I think of the story "Showstoppa" told of some bhurka bitch wearing one at the gym on the treadmill, falls down of course, and the manager yelled at her "I told you not to wear that damn MOO MOO in here!"

[drkaje]

PROOOOOXY!!!!!

He probably isn't computer savvy enough to do that.

[Stark]

He probably isn't computer savvy enough to do that.

thats a fair bet

[drkaje]

thats a fair bet

He's a dumbass but one of the nicest people I've ever met. Hanging with someone that's aways gonna say what's on their mind is less stressful than people that lie all the time.

I avoid relationships where the people have to be second guessed.

[Palpatine Q]

Maybe that's why they're so angry. If I was taught to abhor pussy and didn't jerk off or get any for years like these apes do, I'd probably be looking to wage this jihad thing, too!

Quoted for truth.

Imagine having blueballs for life, I'd hate the fucking world too.

[Alex23]

Kinda off the subject, but whenever I think of some bhurka hag, I think of the story "Showstoppa" told of some bhurka bitch wearing one at the gym on the treadmill, falls down of course, and the manager yelled at her "I told you not to wear that damn MOO MOO in here!"

Hahaha I remember that story...

The whole fucking thing is based on insecurity.. they know they're bad at it and ashamed of it.  I used to date a lebaneese chick. She used to tell me that all Muslim shits all last about 23 seconds. She never she never had an orgasm ever.

Hitting a big cornfed jackhammer white boy gave her a taste for Paradize.


That's why these fuckers are "affraid" of it

[The Squadfather]

Hahaha I remember that story...

The whole fucking thing is based on insecurity.. they know they're bad at it and ashamed of it.  I used to date a lebaneese chick. She used to tell me that all Muslim shits all last about 23 seconds. She never she never had an orgasm ever.

Hitting a big cornfed jackhammer white boy gave her a taste for Paradize.


That's why these fuckers are "affraid" of it

hhahahahahaha, exactly.

[Master Blaster]

Hahaha I remember that story...

The whole fucking thing is based on insecurity.. they know they're bad at it and ashamed of it.  I used to date a lebaneese chick. She used to tell me that all Muslim shits all last about 23 seconds. She never she never had an orgasm ever.

Hitting a big cornfed jackhammer white boy gave her a taste for Paradize.


That's why these fuckers are "affraid" of it

Hahahah, fuckin awsome.

[The Squadfather]

Maybe that's why they're so angry. If I was taught to abhor pussy and didn't jerk off or get any for years like these apes do, I'd probably be looking to wage this jihad thing, too!

hahahahahahaa, absolute classic, i thought i was gonna pass out from laughing at this one.