Offical signs your son might be on steeeroids.

[SF1900]

Change in style of clothing, huh?

I guess we should be suspiscious of any teen going through an identity crisis and trying to find themselves! Ya know, Erikson's identity vs  role confusion

[cht868]

another official sign ur son is on steroids...

u all of a sudden haven't received ur new issue of victoria's secret for months

[Jizzacked]

"cumstain to skid mark ratio drastically changes while inspecting and sniffing your kids soiled underwear.  a stiff starchy crusty texture indicating excessive masturbation.  place in blender with 2 eggs.. blend then chill, ready to serve.  good for one gaylord serving"

[joelocal]

Physical Signs (General)


Increase in Lean Mass – More than 20 lbs usually
Acne that is not normal – heavy on one's back
Mood swings – calm one minute, total rage the next
Mood shift to depression
Violent, combative behavior toward friends and family
Change in style of clothing – not always common
Shaved head that is not common to the individual
Always having a towel over their back when leaving the shower
Changes in family, friends, and personal relationships
Increased use of mouth wash – prolonged bad breath
Very irritable – to all who come into contact with
Sneaking around on the Internet, wanting no-one to see them
Always seeking knowledge about steroids and other performance enhancing drugs.


http://www.taylorhooton.org/

I put the important ones in bold. 

Sounds more like my ex-wife (exept for the lean mass part) than a kid on gear

[Noel Fuller]

Sad they dont take on any blame themselves....I guess its easier to blame it on something else...hope they dont have anymore kids