Hilarious thread that many of you missed last night

[wes]

These virile he-men have transformed themselves into pussy magnets.

I salute them!

[cht868]

bunch of homos over on bb.com if u ask me

[_bruce_]

Man, I'm so envious of these studs!!! 

[TrueGrit]

Definitely, dude.

Anytime a female is polite to you anywhere in society, she's giving you the green light for a five minute back alley romp of 'surprise sex'.

Next time a girl is nice to you, take it dude.  She's offering.  Also, post about your conquests on message boards - it's inspirational to us all.

 I wish I hadn't paid for my last haircut..that chick was looking at me in mirror and smiling and said 'how would you like your hair styled...Mr (my name)' I should have realised this was a call to take me out back and ride my piston until I exploded in her wet slit..

 I'm glad I didn't know this the time before when a 60 yr old Greek barber was friendly and chatty though, dirty homo!

[Bobby]

HAHAHAHA! No shit.....HAHAHAHAHAHA! The Bank teller, the Gym attendant, the Video store clerk, the Mail lady, the guy who changes my car's oil.......

GORDIANO!!!! team "cute penis" hahahahhahaha!!1

[240 is Back]

I wish I hadn't paid for my last haircut..that chick was looking at me in mirror and smiling and said 'how would you like your hair styled...Mr (my name)' I should have realised this was a call to take me out back and ride my piston until I exploded in her wet slit..

You missed out that time, bro.  But you don't have to miss out next time.

I'm glad I didn't know this the time before when a 60 yr old Greek barber was friendly and chatty though, dirty homo!

Anytime a man does it, he is presenting his wife/daughter/sister for your manly load.
It's the unspoken law of public smiling.

Run with it!