Will this hurt me?

[kimura]

Will eating a couple of charcoal briquets (Kingsford brand to be specific) hurt or kill me?  Serious question.

[tu_holmes]

Charcoal is often used to soak up poisons in the stomach... I don't know the ratio however.

[Rimbaud]

Probably not a good idea dude. Why would you want to do this?

[tu_holmes]

Sounds like someone made a bet to me.

[peroni]

kingsford and such products are ready to light as they say and not a very good food choice. It's a different charcoal, a more pure form, that's used medicinally for the stomach. Consider the fact that they emit carbon monoxide when ablaze before you chow down on a few nuggets.

[claymore]

Will eating a couple of charcoal briquets (Kingsford brand to be specific) hurt or kill me?  Serious question.

Not a good idea

[kimura]

Sounds like someone made a bet to me.

Thanks for the responses!  Actually, the other night my dog came in the living room with one in his mouth and then swallowed it whole right in front of me.  I went to the back of the house where the bag was stored and the bag had a giant hole in it.  Half the briquets  were gone.   I took him to the vet and he is fine but it got me thinking - he lived, but would a human?

I ate two of them.

[Rimbaud]

Thanks for the responses!  Actually, the other night my dog came in the living room with one in his mouth and then swallowed it whole right in front of me.  I went to the back of the house where the bag was stored and the bag had a giant hole in it.  Half the briquets  were gone.   I took him to the vet and he is fine but it got me thinking - he lived, but would a human?

I ate two of them.

How did they taste?

[kimura]

Imagine coating a marshmallow in pepto-bismol and dirt and then burning it to a crisp.  Kind of like that.

[busyB]

Thanks for the responses!  Actually, the other night my dog came in the living room with one in his mouth and then swallowed it whole right in front of me.  I went to the back of the house where the bag was stored and the bag had a giant hole in it.  Half the briquets  were gone.   I took him to the vet and he is fine but it got me thinking - he lived, but would a human?

I ate two of them.

You ate the ones from your dogs gut?

At least get the Mesquite brand, might be a bit more flavorful that dog goo....

[DK II]

Thanks for the responses!  Actually, the other night my dog came in the living room with one in his mouth and then swallowed it whole right in front of me.  I went to the back of the house where the bag was stored and the bag had a giant hole in it.  Half the briquets  were gone.   I took him to the vet and he is fine but it got me thinking - he lived, but would a human?

I ate two of them.

LMAO.

Sick bastard.... lol

[coltrane]

bizarrro.

[ngm21084]

Thanks for the responses!  Actually, the other night my dog came in the living room with one in his mouth and then swallowed it whole right in front of me.  I went to the back of the house where the bag was stored and the bag had a giant hole in it.  Half the briquets  were gone.   I took him to the vet and he is fine but it got me thinking - he lived, but would a human?

I ate two of them.

you have got to be joking there is no plausible explanation for a person to want to eat charcoal what are you smoking...

[busyB]

you have got to be joking there is no plausible explanation for a person to want to eat charcoal what are you smoking...

Especially two that came out of his dog's ass?

[Faust]

you have got to be joking there is no plausible explanation for a person to want to eat charcoal what are you smoking...

Agreed. Just eat the regular dogfood like a normal person does.

[ngm21084]

you see these are the type of people that do dumb shit like od on insulin and wind up in the ER then blame everyone else for his stupidity then the media is all over with steriods are dangerous and if you lift weights you must automatically be connected with steriods....such a fucking disgrace and waste of oxygen...

[DK II]

you see these are the type of people that do dumb shit like od on insulin and wind up in the ER then blame everyone else for his stupidity then the media is all over with steriods are dangerous and if you lift weights you must automatically be connected with steriods....such a fucking disgrace and waste of oxygen...

meltdown.

[ngm21084]

no meltdown here dk but this guy is a fucktard...

[medz zeppelin]

it's not real life