Author Topic: JOHN RAMBO AMOUNT OF KILLS FROM GUY WHO SAW FILM & HAS TOO MUCH TIME (Read 4419 times)

delta9mda · « **Reply #1 on:** January 23, 2008, 02:35:43 PM »

hahaha # of sex scenes- 0!!!

HTexan · « **Reply #2 on:** January 23, 2008, 02:40:00 PM »

rambo fucking owns all

Bast000 · « **Reply #3 on:** January 23, 2008, 02:42:29 PM »

killing scenes are interesting, but it sounds like there are so many in the new movie that there is no good plot or suspense.

Go 4 It · « **Reply #4 on:** January 23, 2008, 02:44:29 PM »

Theres actually a deleted sex scene in First Blood...it's pretty funny.

Army of One · « **Reply #5 on:** January 23, 2008, 02:46:47 PM »

Quote from: Go 4 It on January 23, 2008, 02:44:29 PM

Theres actually a deleted sex scene in First Blood...it's pretty funny.

sex with who, Rambo and Trautmen?

HTexan · « **Reply #6 on:** January 23, 2008, 03:37:57 PM »

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #7 on:** January 23, 2008, 04:41:59 PM »

Wasn't it some kind of bet between Stallone and Arnold in the 80's who killed more per movie?

Matt C · « **Reply #8 on:** January 23, 2008, 04:44:19 PM »

Based on the caption from that chart, the author sounds like a pretty intelligent guy.

More info on him:

http://psweb.sbs.ohio-state.edu/faculty/jmueller

Deadpool · « **Reply #9 on:** January 23, 2008, 04:51:01 PM »

awesome. can't wait to see it. hope the unrated DVD has even more gore.

Sir William Idol · « **Reply #10 on:** January 23, 2008, 11:27:56 PM »

thats bullshit, in the trailer you can clearly see some Burmese dude about to try and rape that chick and Rambo rips his throat out. i'd consider that a sex scene

onlyme · « **Reply #11 on:** January 23, 2008, 11:45:15 PM »

That guy in Shoot Em Up kills a whole ton of people

HTexan · « **Reply #12 on:** January 24, 2008, 07:19:33 AM »

Quote from: onlyme on January 23, 2008, 11:45:15 PM

That guy in Shoot Em Up kills a whole ton of people

that movie kicks ass!!!!!

Stark · « **Reply #13 on:** January 24, 2008, 07:28:12 AM »

HAHHAHA AWE£SOME

Army of One · « **Reply #14 on:** January 24, 2008, 07:29:47 AM »

Quote from: HTexan on January 24, 2008, 07:19:33 AM

that movie kicks ass!!!!!

cosign, that movie is back to the glory days of commando IMHO.

Deadpool · « **Reply #15 on:** January 24, 2008, 07:37:51 AM »

I think the DVD will have a special unedited showing, and I will bet the gore will be beyond belief.

Dr. Synthol · « **Reply #16 on:** January 24, 2008, 08:36:58 AM »

First Blood is the shit.

stormshadow · « **Reply #17 on:** January 24, 2008, 08:47:45 AM »

Quote from: Go 4 It on January 23, 2008, 02:44:29 PM

Theres actually a deleted sex scene in First Blood...it's pretty funny.

Yeah, that scene was very lame. I'm glad they cut it from the movie.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #18 on:** January 24, 2008, 08:56:00 AM »

Quote from: db2431 on January 23, 2008, 02:46:47 PM

sex with who, Rambo and Trautmen?

i was gonna say the only woman in the whole movie were the black woman at the very beginning who played the mother of one of his dead war buddies and the waitress in the scene where Trautman and Teasle have a drink together.

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #19 on:** January 24, 2008, 11:42:25 AM »

Quote from: db2431 on January 23, 2008, 02:33:21 PM

damn this is brilliant LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

realize i now must fill out similar charts for my whole 80's action movie collection

83 kills! thats up there with commando and just below death wish 3, this is unheard of in modern times.

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #20 on:** January 24, 2008, 02:33:31 PM »

ok just watched death wish 3 and filled out a chart.

Time until first death: 5 minutes

# of women with significant roles: 3

# of said women who get raped/murdered/raped and murdered: 2

time it takes for 29yr old woman to ask out 73yr old Charles Bronson and invite him over to her place where she will cook him dinner: 2:00 minutes

# of love scenes: 1/2

time elapsed between said love scene and violent death of the woman involved: 1:55 minutes

# of women assaulted/robbed by young punks: 10

# of elderly people beaten/assaulted/set on fire by young punks: 9

# of young punks killed by elderly people: 7

# of elephant guns and rocket launchers ordered through the mail by Charles bronson: 2

# of elephant guns and rocket launchers used by Charles Bronson to kill people on the streets: 2

# of people killed by bad guys: 9

# of people killed by cops: 10

# of people killed by Charles Bronson: 49

total # of deaths (on screen only): 75

avg. deaths per minute: 0.82

# of time Charles Bronson smiles: 2.5

avg. smiles per minute: 0.027

mass 04 · « **Reply #21 on:** January 24, 2008, 03:18:14 PM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on January 24, 2008, 02:33:31 PM

ok just watched death wish 3 and filled out a chart.

Time until first death: 5 minutes

# of women with significant roles: 3

# of said women who get raped/murdered/raped and murdered: 2

time it takes for 29yr old woman to ask out 73yr old Charles Bronson and invite him over to her place where she will cook him dinner: 2:00 minutes

# of love scenes: 1/2

time elapsed between said love scene and violent death of the woman involved: 1:55 minutes

# of women assaulted/robbed by young punks: 10

# of elderly people beaten/assaulted/set on fire by young punks: 9

# of young punks killed by elderly people: 7

# of elephant guns and rocket launchers ordered through the mail by Charles bronson: 2

# of elephant guns and rocket launchers used by Charles Bronson to kill people on the streets: 2

# of people killed by bad guys: 9

# of people killed by cops: 10

# of people killed by Charles Bronson: 49

total # of deaths (on screen only): 75

avg. deaths per minute: 0.82

# of time Charles Bronson smiles: 2.5

avg. smiles per minute: 0.027

LMAO