inspired by db's thread about the guy who got all the stats for the upcoming RAMBO movie. for DEATH WISH 3, widely considered to have one of the highest body counts/ ridiculous violence of all time.
Time until first death: 5 minutes
# of women with significant roles: 3
# of said women who get raped/murdered/raped and murdered: 2
time it takes for 29yr old woman to ask out 73yr old Charles Bronson and invite him over to her place where she will cook him dinner: 2:00 minutes
# of love scenes: 1/2
time elapsed between said love scene and violent death of the woman involved: 1:55 minutes
# of women assaulted/robbed by young punks: 10
# of elderly people beaten/assaulted/set on fire by young punks: 9
# of young punks killed by elderly people: 7
# of elephant guns and rocket launchers ordered through the mail by Charles bronson: 2
# of elephant guns and rocket launchers used by Charles Bronson to kill people on the streets: 2
# of people killed by bad guys: 9
# of people killed by cops: 10
# of people killed by Charles Bronson: 49
total # of deaths (on screen only): 75
avg. deaths per minute: 0.82
# of time Charles Bronson smiles: 2.5
avg. smiles per minute: 0.027