what do these hobbies of driverant have in common?
1) saturday morning patrols of the housing projects for pick up basketball games
2) setting up a stand in the local public park on sunday afternoons with a sign that says "Free Nivea Lotion Sample--Professional Application Required"
3) painting his penis green and stenciling "Heineken" in sharpie marker on it, then hiding in the fridge section of his local Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd liquor store on a hot summer day