A sock doesn't sound like a very safe place at all Mr Aki. Nordic Supermans rectum makes an ideal storage place for ones seed, and he doesn't even charge for the service.
Diesel, I fear the scientists would not be able to find my seed amongst the litres of "Harry Monk" swilling around in Nordic's cavernous colon.It's like a veritable DNA database down there!
Enough about bumming Nordick. Did you guys feel the 'earthquake' t'other night?I did, it was great