The other day I was sending something out in a UPS store. A guy walks in with a bunch of MMA type material. Apparently, he was hyping his next "big FULL CONTACT" fight, somewhere here in trashy Vegas. The UPS guy behind the counter starts asking him questions about different schools to attend for fighting (you can just imagine how important "self-defense" is when sending out packages all day)...the conversation then progressed to "pit bulls" and other macho topics. I wanted to pretend I had a Ford F150 and tell them how much "horsepower" I had under the hood, but kept to myself instead.Looking back, I deeply regret not interjecting another "big man" topic, when I had the chance. If I did, I could have been kicking someone in the face, walking a pit bull, and driving an obnoxious loud truck...as we speak!One day, I hope to be a macho full contact fighting, ghetto dog owning, bad ass truck driving.....individual.For now, I'll just post my shortcomings on getbig.Thanks for helping me through this difficult time in my life guys.
hahhaahh!!.............(Laura said the same thing!)
Croatch, didnt they notice you had 19 inch guns, you must of been covered up, cause the type of guys your describing always want to bond with big guys.....maybe you have arms shrank since you last pics?....if you were on gear you would have been hanging with these guys as we speak.
haha, Yeah, my arm are shit these days. Maybe 17 1/2". Again, no contest between the Croatch and two wannabe Tapout All-Stars.
171/2? have you tried luekic by Celltech?
Some clown at my gym has a Tapout decal on the back window of his truck.
i have a contract at my gym for another year so to insure my safety for the next year i had to buy a tapout shirt. i hate to spend money on crap but maybe i will survive for the next year pray for me
What if the other guys wearing tapout shirts ask you if you wanna grapple? You could be seriously fucked then!
