I remember during the fall hearing of a product called Mass Tabs. The same company also produced Ripped Tabs. Upon hearing thse name they struck me as funny. I mean there are so many ridiculous names for products, u guys remember muscle mass 4000? well anyways i got to thinking about the most ludacris names i could think of for supplements (in case i ever start my own supplememnt company) here goes:
Muscle Big - protein powder comes in 3 manly flavors
-Sandpaper
-Wheelbarrow flavor
-Muscles n' Cream
Jacked Powder - total body nutritional supplement
-directions for use: add 540 scoops of Jacked Powder to
one US standard barrel of whole milk, for even faster results
add 16 sticks of butter
I Can't Belive Its Not Roids - butter substitute
*warning product has not been tested on living creatures
Thermonuclear Cutz - weight loss diet pill
ultra fat burning product, independent lab test have show that
you can burn up to 40000 calories per day using this product as
directed
*warning may cause explosive diarrhea
Big Pills - self explanatory
Liquid Large - similar to MCT oil that people used like synthol, inject this
directly into the muscle that u want to be big, works by causing
extreme allergic reaction and causes massive swelling, gives that
'What a F'in Dumbass Look' often found in synthol users
Small-b-Gone - come in spray bottle - spray on areas that u want to be huge
*warning does not work on genitals, or brain tissue
Anger Rage - pill supplement to increase aggression during a workout, also
cause massive hypertension and acne outbreaks
Roid-o-bol - prohormone guanteed to pack on 80lbs of muscle in 3 days or
your money back, if u survive
Big Bars - nutritional bar for post workoutm also cause instantaneous weight gain
due to the fact the bar contains large amounts of lead , tungsten, and osmium
Well thats all for now i would love to hear some of your funny names if u like
