Author Topic: We Have another TAPOUT tough guy (Read 2602 times)

mikediesel · « **on:** March 21, 2008, 04:14:51 PM »

Quote from: Moosejay on March 21, 2008, 03:30:00 PM

Here is what happened, in a nutshell:

I walked to the store next door to my office....noted a 20 year old Mercedes parked across 4 spaces...including blocking the only handicapped space.

Now, I have many patients who legitimately need and use handicapped stickers...and often, they can't find spaces because of assholes like the Mercedes guy taking them illegally.

So, I usually mind my own business and don't seek conflict. I can say I am often very diplomatic, as well.

But in this case, I approached this guy (he was the only one in the store) and asked him if his was the car in qwuestion.

It was, naturally, and he immediately got defensive, and told me to "Mind my own business".

Well, I told him it was my business, and mentioned my next door practice, my patients who suffer because of actions like his, blah blah blah.

Then, he called me a stupid asshole and walked out.

I followed him, and told him I was calling the cops on him (which I wasn't gonna really do).

Then he checked himself. I told him that he was a fat fuck (he looked to be 25 years old and about 275 pounds), that he should park his car far away to burn calories, and basically that nothing about him hinted of any redeeming qualities.

Anyway...this was out of character for me, to say anything out loud...but this handicapped bs really gets my goat.

Anyone here...how would have you handled it? Thoughts on this?

Oh Brother

emn1964 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 21, 2008, 04:31:03 PM »

He's typical of alot of guys on here. He so desperately craves validation as a man that he seeks it from even the most anonymous of sources--the internet. So he tells a tale of supposed bravado hoping, wishing and praying that someone will come on here and say "Wow, that was cool" or "nice job" or some shit.

Fatpanda · « **Reply #2 on:** March 21, 2008, 04:35:51 PM »

so did pandamonium let moosejay talk to him like that?

mikediesel · « **Reply #3 on:** March 21, 2008, 04:37:11 PM »

Here's another one, these TAPOUT tough guys are everywhere:

[quote author=War-Horse link=topic=206814.msg2854719#msg2854719 date=1206142198]
Good job Moose. I was in vegas couple months ago sitting in my truck (Eating some fast food) and i see this clunker car pull into the handi space 2 spots over. So im waiting for em to hang the tag on their mirror....nothing. Some fat mexican gal gets out and i say "You cant park There" She says "Fvck You" Well her fatass boyfriend rolls outa his seat and says wazzup Honey?"

She says this this guys harrasin me......

This guy has tattoos and greased back hair and shit.
Im laughin when i get out to meet him halfway and im still holding my burgerking burger and chewing a mouthful.......and i say " You cant park there you dumfuck" He gets a closer look at me and asks how much i bench?

I said "More than you, move your fuckin car" He heads back to the car and his bitch is quiet as hell.....

True story....

mikediesel · « **Reply #4 on:** March 21, 2008, 04:39:23 PM »

Now I'm getting PM threats from moosejay's boyfriend, TAPOUT is now an epidemic!

quote author=jtsunami link=action=profile;u=10183 date=1206142306]
shutup #### done say anything about moosejay
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Fatpanda · « **Reply #5 on:** March 21, 2008, 06:22:35 PM »

hahahaha those stories were good, but they are lucky it wasn't john 'the enforcer' smeeton who saw them park there

PANDAEMONIUM · « **Reply #6 on:** March 21, 2008, 06:24:55 PM »

Quote from: Fatpanda on March 21, 2008, 04:35:51 PM

so did pandamonium let moosejay talk to him like that?

You bring me up out of the blue in every other post you make. Damn, kid, I'm really in your head $:-\$

m8 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 21, 2008, 06:24:56 PM »

mikediesel · « **Reply #8 on:** March 21, 2008, 06:31:54 PM »

Quote from: m8 on March 21, 2008, 06:24:56 PM

the only way for these "tough guys" to hydrate. they stay hydrated cause they never know when they have to "jack someone up"

nycbull · « **Reply #9 on:** March 21, 2008, 07:43:39 PM »

You guys are nothing without a FCF Jumbo Banner Sticker

http://fcfighter.stores.yahoo.net/misgear.html

HTexan · « **Reply #10 on:** March 21, 2008, 08:42:09 PM »

tapout is the gay

mikediesel · « **Reply #11 on:** March 21, 2008, 08:43:40 PM »

Quote from: HTexan on March 21, 2008, 08:42:09 PM

tapout is the gay

Tell that to "MooseJay" and "jtsunami" $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$

webcake · « **Reply #12 on:** March 21, 2008, 08:45:10 PM »

So Moosejay = jtsunami

onlyme · « **Reply #13 on:** March 21, 2008, 08:45:23 PM »

as much as everyone makes fun of TapOut they sell tens of millions of dollars in tshirts alone last year. So no matter how much of a joke they are, their clothing line does as well as any out there. All the BB related t-shirt companies in the world combined don't sell as much as these guys.

E N A N T H A T O R · « **Reply #14 on:** March 21, 2008, 08:48:23 PM »

Quote from: onlyme on March 21, 2008, 08:45:23 PM

as much as everyone makes fun of TapOut they sell tens of millions of dollars in tshirts alone last year. So no matter how much of a joke they are, their clothing line does as well as any out there. All the BB related t-shirt companies in the world combined don't sell as much as these guys.

It is the losers who buy the shit we laugh at. No doubt the company makes bank.

mikediesel · « **Reply #15 on:** March 21, 2008, 08:48:59 PM »

Quote from: webcke_112 on March 21, 2008, 08:45:10 PM

So Moosejay = jtsunami

No, Moosejay = jtsunami's muscle bear

Croatch · « **Reply #16 on:** March 21, 2008, 08:53:43 PM »

Being a man is all about Tapout gear, owning a pitbull, drinking beer, and having a favorite sports team!
I guess I'm a fag.

mikediesel · « **Reply #17 on:** March 21, 2008, 08:55:59 PM »

Quote from: Croatch on March 21, 2008, 08:53:43 PM

Being a man is all about Tapout gear, owning a pitbull, drinking beer, and having a favorite sports team!
I guess I'm a fag.

Don't forget about shadow boxing skills

Croatch · « **Reply #18 on:** March 21, 2008, 09:19:31 PM »

Quote from: mikediesel on March 21, 2008, 08:55:59 PM

Don't forget about shadow boxing skills

That's a given, if you own Tapout gear. I saw someone with a cut up Tapout shirt shadow boxing the shit out of nobody the other day!
Fighting skills also help on job interviews for big corporations...trust me! Executives like someone who is good with people and if need be, can knock them the fuck out is the deal goes sour. Plus, having a guy with a Tapout shirt around the office gets everyone excited to come to work. They don't know whether or not he's going to pretend to kick the shit out of the Poland Spring water jug, or do a front sweep on the janitors broom handle. Just fierce!
Tapout, useful in your ordinary every day situations.

gordiano · « **Reply #19 on:** March 21, 2008, 09:24:36 PM »

Quote from: onlyme on March 21, 2008, 08:45:23 PM

as much as everyone makes fun of TapOut they sell tens of millions of dollars in tshirts alone last year. So no matter how much of a joke they are, their clothing line does as well as any out there. All the BB related t-shirt companies in the world combined don't sell as much as these guys.

True, but it doesn't make it any less of a joke to us.....it's still a shitty fad.

freespirit · « **Reply #20 on:** March 22, 2008, 05:40:43 AM »

Quote from: E N A N T H A T O R on March 21, 2008, 08:48:23 PM

It is the losers who buy the shit we laugh at. No doubt the company makes bank.

If it is sold so largely in the USA, than I figure you have a lot of wannabe losers with a tapout-shirt combined with the imaginary ILS over there, no? $:-\$