Man has sex with picnic table...

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BELLEVUE, Ohio -- Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.

According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said.

http://www.nbc10.com/news/15734256/detail.html

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an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.

hahaha funny story!

what kind of freak would sit there and film someone doing this? I'm not sure which is worse, a man fucking a table or another person filming it anonymously and turning it into police.

[Pollux]

No way! This is a joke! It has to be a joke! Please tell me this is a joke!

[240 is Back]

Nice.  His parents must be proud!

[Hugo Chavez]

This is why we can't allow gay marriage.  People will start marrying their tables next...

[Desolate]

He is a married father of three school-age kids.

Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table

(BELLEVUE, OH) -- Police say a man in Bellevue, Ohio was caught on tape having sex with a picnic table.

Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table. What makes this a felony, Johnson says, is that it took place in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could have seen Price.

The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole in the umbrella to have sex.

The most recent instance took place March 14, we're told. A neighbor videotaped Price.

"The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table," Johnson says.

Police say Price admitted to the crimes -- four charges of public indecency. Usually these sorts of things are misdemeanors, but in this case, they are felonies.

"What boosts it up to a felony is that the statute says if it's likely to be viewed by a minor," Johnson explains.

The Price family did not want to talk with us, but neighbors did. Some are not happy Price was released on his own recognizance.

"He shouldn't be allowed just for the fact that he could do that again -- and nude that close to a school. That should be zero tolerance," says Brice Jacobs, a neighbor.

Price is married with three school-aged children. Neighbors tell us they're now worried about the kids.

"Hopefully it stays between the adults and the kids don't get a lot of the information so they aren't so cruel to the little kids," says Emily Grote, a neighbor.

This case has police in this small town shaking their heads. "Once you think you've seen it all, something else comes around," Johnson says.

Unbelievable. I would so love to see the video of this on YouTube. The neighbor should have made copies before turning the videos over to police.

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.........."and the picnic table was referred to the Special Victims Unit of the Bellevue Police Department for special counceling"

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1 DVD = 2 Hours

3 DVD = 6 Hours

how does one film this for 6 hours?

[24KT]

   OH MY GAWD!!!  Think of the potential for slivers!

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As long as the table wasn't made of wood. Brutal splinters.

[Parker]

 There was this dude that had sex with one of the metal beds where I worked. He stuck his D in a hole but it got stuck, and they had to call the fire department.

[columbusdude82]

lol you caught me !!!!

[onlyme]

Man, we had some nice looking tables growing up but nothing that nice.  I wonder if there were any ants.

[Desolate]

Why would a stud like this be doing it with a picnic table?

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Table for one, please.