My Next Quest

[avesher]

Well Ive done the cage fighting, the wrestling--I needed something new.  So I have decided to ride a bull.  The rodeo is coming to town and I am going to see if I can sign a waiver and see if they will let me ride one of those bulls.  Should be interesting.  I will keep you updated.

[MisterMagoo]

one-up that, be the rodeo clown. those bastards are crazy.

[Bluto]

magoo do you got any experience riding a stud bull?

[Zaphod]

you should join the circus or maybe ride across america on trains like a hobo

that would be cool

[Man of Steel]

Went with my wife to a little shitkicker bar years ago and some little "cowboy" started hittin on her when my back was turned and said, "Hey there darlin, I'm a barebackin, roughneckin, beer drinkin, honky-tonkin bull rider."   I turned and said, "I'm her husband.....I can press the bull."   He left.   I got laid that night.

[avesher]

you should join the circus or maybe ride across america on trains like a hobo

that would be cool

ohhhhhhh tell me how many times I have thought that---I just dont know how I would do with getting my meds--I gotta have my meds

[Zaphod]

Went with my wife to a little shitkicker bar years ago and some little "cowboy" started hittin on her when my back was turned and said, "Hey there darlin, I'm a barebackin, roughneckin, beer drinkin, honky-tonkin bull rider."   I turned and said, "I'm her husband.....I can press the bull."   He left.   I got laid that night.

You start when it's a bull calf. If you lift it every morning and carry it 10 spans plus 4 before morning Bath, you will soon find youself capable of lifting all Manner of Beasts.

[benchmstr]

Well Ive done the cage fighting, the wrestling--I needed something new.  So I have decided to ride a bull.  The rodeo is coming to town and I am going to see if I can sign a waiver and see if they will let me ride one of those bulls.  Should be interesting.  I will keep you updated.

its not that hard,i have only done it a few times.it doest hurt that bad unless they step on you.

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[benchmstr]

one-up that, be the rodeo clown. those bastards are crazy.

tru dat

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[avesher]

tru dat

bench

I played hockey with a guy who became a rodeo clown---in one game he got in a fight and bit the end of a guys nose off and spit it out on the ice.  That guy was insane, made me look like a psychiatrist.  In fact I think Ill google him and see wht comes up.

[benchmstr]

I played hockey with a guy who became a rodeo clown---in one game he got in a fight and bit the end of a guys nose off and spit it out on the ice.  That guy was insane, made me look like a psychiatrist.  In fact I think Ill google him and see wht comes up.

this guy sounds like a pussy,stop taking those meds and show him what a crazy guy is

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[SS]

this guy sounds like a pussy,stop taking those meds and show him what a crazy #### is

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no shit!........

avsh i take paxil also but i think the only thing it does is make me explode easier cause i go out of my way to be "nice"

[PANDAEMONIUM]

I played hockey with a guy who became a rodeo clown---in one game he got in a fight and bit the end of a guys nose off and spit it out on the ice.  That guy was insane, made me look like a psychiatrist.  In fact I think Ill google him and see wht comes up.

 

[benz]

Well Ive done the cage fighting, the wrestling--I needed something new.  So I have decided to ride a bull.  The rodeo is coming to town and I am going to see if I can sign a waiver and see if they will let me ride one of those bulls.  Should be interesting.  I will keep you updated.

Not that im mentally sick but do you think you could end your ride taking the bull from the back and fuck him deep? that would be awesome man

[avesher]

Not that im mentally sick but do you think you could end your ride taking the bull from the back and fuck him deep? that would be awesome man

somehow i think that bull would have other ideas