Cell Tech/Muscle Tech: Proof that Teenagers are desperate and stupid

[Ex Coelis]

"Instantly induces an anabolic insulin effect for maximum muscle creatine saturation"

No shit, buds - 10 lbs of sugar will do that. Though i never understood how it still manages to taste like shit

[Ex Coelis]

seriously though, 1 kg of creatine monohydrate and a shit load of gatorade powder is still less expensive, likely more effective, and tastes better

[Boost]

"Gain 7 lbs in 7 days lol"
anyone can do that. Hit the buffet every lunch and evening for the next week

[CARTEL]

"Instantly induces an anabolic insulin effect for maximum muscle creatine saturation"

No shit, buds - 10 lbs of sugar will do that. Though i never understood how it still manages to taste like shit

Are you crazy?

That stuff will give you massive gains in 7 days because it is 26 times more powerful than regular creatine!

I suggest you reap the benefits.

[Camel Jockey]

The old ads used to say "417% increase in protein synthesis!" 

[CARTEL]

The old ads used to say "417% increase in protein synthesis!" 

That was a lie.

I got maybe 409, maybe 410% more synthesis, tops.

[gordiano]

"Instantly induces an anabolic insulin effect for maximum muscle creatine saturation"

No shit, buds - 10 lbs of sugar will do that. Though i never understood how it still manages to taste like shit

HAHAHA!

At my old gym, there was a guy who would brag about spending an obscene amount of dough on shit like Cell-Tech. One time, he asked me what type of supps I took, especially creatine. I told him, just plain old creatine, MetRx, if/when I can get it cheap. Or whatever is a bargain. He told me that "I get what I pay for". I said, yep, I get creatine, you get Sugar.

Another clueless idiot......

[MCWAY]

HAHAHA!

At my old gym, there was a guy who would brag about spending an obscene amount of dough on shit like Cell-Tech. One time, he asked me what type of supps I took, especially creatine. I told him, just plain old creatine, MetRx, if/when I can get it cheap. Or whatever is a bargain. He told me that "I get what I pay for". I said, yep, I get creatine, you get Sugar.

Another clueless idiot......

I'd laugh at him, too, especially when CELL-TECH was being marked down to as low as $20 at GNC back in 2005, when the old formula (in the blue-and-white jugs with plain creatine monohydrate) was being replaced with the one with "Crea-Edge" (creatine monohydrate, creatine ethyl ester HCL, dicreatine malate, etc.).

"Gain 7 lbs in 7 days lol"
anyone can do that. Hit the buffet every lunch and evening for the next week

That's quite common for people who load with creatine for the first time. I did that back in 1996, using Phosphagen HP.

[Ex Coelis]

HAHAHA!

At my old gym, there was a guy who would brag about spending an obscene amount of dough on shit like Cell-Tech. One time, he asked me what type of supps I took, especially creatine. I told him, just plain old creatine, MetRx, if/when I can get it cheap. Or whatever is a bargain. He told me that "I get what I pay for". I said, yep, I get creatine, you get Sugar.

Another clueless idiot......

A guy from work was leafing through my copy of MD and bragging about all of the supps. that he had "used"

he is short and fat