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mass 04

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Kegdrainer!!!!!!
« on: June 12, 2008, 08:17:07 PM »
I am having a little get together this weekend and need some space. Can you clear these rocks out of my property? I would hire guys with cranes, but figured that a 265lb muscleman could lift them no problem. Thanks, i'll let you park in my driveway so no crack heads try to steal your parking spot.
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PANDAEMONIUM

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Re: Kegdrainer!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2008, 08:18:49 PM »
hahhaha

the only thing that would interest him is imagining those rocks are large testicles.
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Re: Kegdrainer!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2008, 08:20:18 PM »
Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on June 12, 2008, 08:18:49 PM
hahhaha

the only thing that would interest him is imagining those rocks are large testicles.
Are you saying the name "Cumdrainer" fits this "guy" better?
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Re: Kegdrainer!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2008, 08:20:23 PM »
Quote from: mass 04 on June 12, 2008, 08:17:07 PM
I am having a little get together this weekend and need some space. Can you clear these rocks out of my property? I would hire guys with cranes, but figured that a 265lb muscleman could lift them no problem. Thanks, i'll let you park in my driveway so no crack heads try to steal your parking spot.

This guy might as well, tie the noose and kick the chair, he's done.
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Re: Kegdrainer!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2008, 08:22:48 PM »
Quote from: haider on June 12, 2008, 08:20:18 PM
Are you saying the name "Cumdrainer" fits this "guy" better?

Basically what I'm saying is that this clown's poop chute has been wrecked so many times by the invasive one-eyed snake that it has more holes in it than an Afghani mine field.
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Re: Kegdrainer!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2008, 08:28:32 PM »
Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on June 12, 2008, 08:22:48 PM
Basically what I'm saying that this clown's poop chute has been wrecked so many times by the invasive one-eyed snake that it looks worse than an Afghani mine field.

lol I honestly had to read this out loud to my wife. Even she laughed historically about this.  Creative dude.
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Re: Kegdrainer!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2008, 08:43:00 PM »
Quote from: XFACTOR on June 12, 2008, 08:28:32 PM
lol I honestly had to read this out loud to my wife. Even she laughed historically about this.  Creative dude.

you were raising the subject of anal sex with your wife through humor, good thinking. i hope she gives up the booty tonite and you drill her with your engorged piston.
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Re: Kegdrainer!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2008, 08:48:22 PM »
Quote from: SweetMuscles on June 12, 2008, 08:43:00 PM
you were raising the subject of anal sex with your wife through humor, good thinking. i hope she gives up the booty tonite and you drill her with your engorged piston.

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Re: Kegdrainer!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2008, 09:07:56 PM »
Hey! don't forget, he's got the elusive  V6!!!!

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