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Creationism's Geological Time Scale
« on: June 17, 2008, 08:04:14 AM »
 A Creation "Science" Geologic Time Scale
(1) 4000 B.C. Creation Week: (laws of science suspended)

     Day 1 - Space, light & dark, earth materials.
     Day 2 - Waters above and waters below.
     Day 3 - Earth's crust and plants.
     Day 4 - Sun, moon, and stars in place.
     Day 5 - Atmosphere + animals of the waters.
     Day 6 - Land animals + Adam & Eve.
     Day 7 - Day of rest.

1,500 years. Pre-Flood "Geology." Laws of science invalid.

(2) Adam and Eve, talking snakes, etc.
(3) World's waters are in great Venus-like atmosphere or in ground
    water.  No rain, no ocean basins.
(4) Radiometric dating invalid; speed of light changed.
(5) Humans, dinosaurs, mammals, the "works," all live together in
    peace.  Both lions and Tyranosaurus Rex are vegetarians in Eden before
    the "fall."
(6) Human life spans up to 900 years.
(7) Battle of Satan and angels produces craters on moon.

Flood Year: Flood "Geology" - ONE (?) year of normal (?) "science"

Rain - 40 days
(8) Big animals run to mountain tops.  Not a single dumb human caught
    in all the early flood sediments.  All dinosaurs washed off only in
    middle flood-time.
(9) Coral reefs (Guadalupe Mountains of Texas) grow to thicknesses of
    half a mile during single year.
(10) Vast coal beds accumulate one on top of another, each as original
    swamp deposits on order of 100 feet thick, all in one year.
(11) Mile-thick salt formations in Utah form by evaporation (!) of
    seawater during (!) the flood.

Flood - about 250 days.
(12) Most of the world's sedimentary rocks dumped on continents to
    average thickness of one mile, almost entirely during the flood year.
(13) Most continental drift occurs.  Flood waters drain into the newly
    formed ocean basins.  Atlantic opens at average rate of 1/2 mile per
    hour.
(14) Most deep sea sediments (average about 1,500 feet thick) collect
    on the newly opened ocean floors.
(15) Hawaiian volcano built 30,000 feet high on new sea floor.  (Cools
    enough for birds and plants from Ark to colonize soon after end of
    flood year.

Final Retreat - ? 100 days ?
(16)Volcano of Mount Ararat built 7,000 feet high underwater and cools
    in time for grounding of the Ark.
(17) Successive Yellowstone ash beds bury 10 to 27 forests one on top
    of another, all grown during single year.
(18) Grand Canyon cut by receding flood waters.  Flood sediments
    de-water and harden in one year to rock strong enough to stand as
    steep, mile-high cliffs.

Post-Flood Geology - 4,500 years of normal (?) science to
Present
(19)From Ark, Noah (?) directs streams of distinctive animal and plant
    communities to migrate to Africa, Australia, South America, etc.
    (Ferry service ?) (Some creationists use post-flood continental
    drift at rates up to one mile per hour !)
(20)Sun stands still for Israelite battle.  Earth stops rotating and
    then starts again due to near-miss by Venus out of its orbit ?
    (Velikovsky)
(21)Only one ice age as post-flood atmosphere cools.
    Geologists' abundant evidence of many great ice advances
    separated by sub-tropical vegetation and development of thick soil zones
    between some advances are wrong.
(22)Late-flood granite masses, formed at 1,000 degrees (F.), cool to
    present low temperatures at rates in violation of all laws of thermal
    physics.  Fit to radiometric dates is mere coincidence.
(23)Extreme rates of continental drift typical of flood (1/2 mile per
    hour) suddenly slow to present-day laser-measured rates of inches per
    year.  Accord of present rates with radiometric dates is mere chance.
(24)Coral reefs (Bikini, Eniwetok) grow 1/2 to 1 mile thick in first
    1,000 years (rate of one foot per month) then slow to present measured
    rates of inches per century.

From "Creationism's Geological Time Scale"
Donald U. Wise, Professor Emeritus, University of Massachusetts at Amherst from American Scientist, March/April, 1998, vol. 86, n. 2, p. 160-173.

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Re: Creationism's Geological Time Scale
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2008, 08:08:06 AM »
A Creation "Science" Geologic Time Scale
(1) 4000 B.C. Creation Week: (laws of science suspended)

     Day 1 - Space, light & dark, earth materials.
     Day 2 - Waters above and waters below.
     Day 3 - Earth's crust and plants.
     Day 4 - Sun, moon, and stars in place.
     Day 5 - Atmosphere + animals of the waters.
     Day 6 - Land animals + Adam & Eve.
     Day 7 - Day of rest.

1,500 years. Pre-Flood "Geology." Laws of science invalid.

(2) Adam and Eve, talking snakes, etc.
(3) World's waters are in great Venus-like atmosphere or in ground
    water.  No rain, no ocean basins.
(4) Radiometric dating invalid; speed of light changed.
(5) Humans, dinosaurs, mammals, the "works," all live together in
    peace.  Both lions and Tyranosaurus Rex are vegetarians in Eden before
    the "fall."
(6) Human life spans up to 900 years.
(7) Battle of Satan and angels produces craters on moon.

Flood Year: Flood "Geology" - ONE (?) year of normal (?) "science"

Rain - 40 days
(8) Big animals run to mountain tops.  Not a single dumb human caught
    in all the early flood sediments.  All dinosaurs washed off only in
    middle flood-time.
(9) Coral reefs (Guadalupe Mountains of Texas) grow to thicknesses of
    half a mile during single year.
(10) Vast coal beds accumulate one on top of another, each as original
    swamp deposits on order of 100 feet thick, all in one year.
(11) Mile-thick salt formations in Utah form by evaporation (!) of
    seawater during (!) the flood.

Flood - about 250 days.
(12) Most of the world's sedimentary rocks dumped on continents to
    average thickness of one mile, almost entirely during the flood year.
(13) Most continental drift occurs.  Flood waters drain into the newly
    formed ocean basins.  Atlantic opens at average rate of 1/2 mile per
    hour.
(14) Most deep sea sediments (average about 1,500 feet thick) collect
    on the newly opened ocean floors.
(15) Hawaiian volcano built 30,000 feet high on new sea floor.  (Cools
    enough for birds and plants from Ark to colonize soon after end of
    flood year.

Final Retreat - ? 100 days ?
(16)Volcano of Mount Ararat built 7,000 feet high underwater and cools
    in time for grounding of the Ark.
(17) Successive Yellowstone ash beds bury 10 to 27 forests one on top
    of another, all grown during single year.
(18) Grand Canyon cut by receding flood waters.  Flood sediments
    de-water and harden in one year to rock strong enough to stand as
    steep, mile-high cliffs.

Post-Flood Geology - 4,500 years of normal (?) science to
Present
(19)From Ark, Noah (?) directs streams of distinctive animal and plant
    communities to migrate to Africa, Australia, South America, etc.
    (Ferry service ?) (Some creationists use post-flood continental
    drift at rates up to one mile per hour !)
(20)Sun stands still for Israelite battle.  Earth stops rotating and
    then starts again due to near-miss by Venus out of its orbit ?
    (Velikovsky)
(21)Only one ice age as post-flood atmosphere cools.
    Geologists' abundant evidence of many great ice advances
    separated by sub-tropical vegetation and development of thick soil zones
    between some advances are wrong.
(22)Late-flood granite masses, formed at 1,000 degrees (F.), cool to
    present low temperatures at rates in violation of all laws of thermal
    physics.  Fit to radiometric dates is mere coincidence.
(23)Extreme rates of continental drift typical of flood (1/2 mile per
    hour) suddenly slow to present-day laser-measured rates of inches per
    year.  Accord of present rates with radiometric dates is mere chance.
(24)Coral reefs (Bikini, Eniwetok) grow 1/2 to 1 mile thick in first
    1,000 years (rate of one foot per month) then slow to present measured
    rates of inches per century.

From "Creationism's Geological Time Scale"
Donald U. Wise, Professor Emeritus, University of Massachusetts at Amherst from American Scientist, March/April, 1998, vol. 86, n. 2, p. 160-173.

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Re: Creationism's Geological Time Scale
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2008, 08:08:44 AM »
Talk about batshit crazy...

A few that caught my eye:

"Battle of Satan and angels produces craters on moon."

"Both lions and Tyranosaurus Rex are vegetarians in Eden before
    the "fall.""

"Sun stands still for Israelite battle.  Earth stops rotating and
    then starts again due to near-miss by Venus out of its orbit ?
    (Velikovsky)"


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Re: Creationism's Geological Time Scale
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2008, 09:09:56 AM »
adults who beleive in magic are delusional.

i cant wait till our society becomes secular

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Re: Creationism's Geological Time Scale
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2008, 09:11:51 AM »
adults who beleive in magic are delusional.

i cant wait till our society becomes secular


Norway has been so for years and years and years ;D

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Re: Creationism's Geological Time Scale
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2008, 05:57:13 PM »
adults who beleive in magic are delusional.

i cant wait till our society becomes secular

I can't wait until you start using proper grammar and punctuation. ;D
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Re: Creationism's Geological Time Scale
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2008, 05:58:32 PM »
I can't wait until you start using proper grammar and punctuation. ;D


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Re: Creationism's Geological Time Scale
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2008, 08:39:15 PM »
I can't wait until you start using proper grammar and punctuation. ;D

somethings we, never, get, my, friend.

maybe i should stop reading pubmed and learn how to spell and write in a coherant fashion?

or

should i masturbate?

you tell me

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Re: Creationism's Geological Time Scale
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2008, 09:42:27 PM »
somethings we, never, get, my, friend.

maybe i should stop reading pubmed and learn how to spell and write in a coherant fashion?

or

should i masturbate?

you tell me

I am just pulling your chain; this is get big after all...
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