Now you're talkin'!
I can't do alterations and custom-made clothes. It's just too expensive for a shape shifter. I am a different size just about every day!
(thanks fs! 
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Hmmm... I could see where that might pose a bit of a challenge.
Shape-shifter you say? {lol} Oh I could make a few good jokes about that, ...but I won't.
btw - If you ever do decide to stay one size, you might find custom made isn't as expensive as most people think.
There are some excellent entrepreneurial seamsters & seamstresses who moonlight apart from their day jobs. When you think about it, alot of these same folks are the one making the clothes that many retailers then sell at retail with quite a bit of markup to cover advertising and store rents etc., A good seamstress can make your garment custom tailored to fit YOU, charge a higher price than what s/he would make from their employer and still provide it to you for less than what it would cost you in the stores ...although $14 is hard to beat pricewise.
