Her pants were tight, and she asked me if she was
getting fat. And I said yes...
She runs 3 miles every morning, and eats mostly salad
occasional ice cream.
She's all bent out of shape.
She's only 5'5'' and 118lbs.
Hahahahahah.
She is psycho.
Translation: After his boyfriend got done pushing in his stool, the boyfriend asked whether his bunghole was getting too loose from all the anal intrusions. Chainsaw then said, well that's the reason that he no longer fucks him in the ass. Its like throwing a hotdog down a stinky hallway. Boyfriend got pissy and told Chainsaw to make his own spinach omlette for breakfast.