Author Topic: Hahahahahahahah Unbelievable.. My Wife actually asked me this this morning.  (Read 4589 times)

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I'll mow the lawn on the island. I need a riding mower, push mowers are catabolic.



I only use a push mower pre-contest. Brings out the quality sinew required to win the title.
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Danimal77

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Me thinks this thread is a ploy to highlight how skinny your wife is for compliments. First 500$ food a week now this.... what's the next thread? Nasa's asked you to join the space program but your too busy?

You took the words right out of my mouth.

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My wife is not uptight at all.
And a good sport.
She would read this and laugh at
herself.
I'm very proud of her, she runs
Everyday at least a couple miles with my
dogs.  And trains weights every chance she gets.

And this has been since day one I've known her,
and never quit (for 8 or 9 years)!
Ah OK. Good. :)

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Her pants were tight, and she asked me if she was
getting fat.  And I said yes...

She runs 3 miles every morning, and eats mostly salad
occasional ice cream.

She's all bent out of shape.

She's only 5'5'' and 118lbs.

Hahahahahah.

She is psycho.

Translation:  After his boyfriend got done pushing in his stool, the boyfriend asked whether his bunghole was getting too loose from all the anal intrusions.  Chainsaw then said, well that's the reason that he no longer fucks him in the ass.  Its like throwing a hotdog down a stinky hallway.  Boyfriend got pissy and told Chainsaw to make his own spinach omlette for breakfast.

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Translation:  After his boyfriend got done pushing in his stool, the boyfriend asked whether his bunghole was getting too loose from all the anal intrusions.  Chainsaw then said, well that's the reason that he no longer fucks him in the ass.  Its like throwing a hotdog down a stinky hallway.  Boyfriend got pissy and told Chainsaw to make his own spinach omlette for breakfast.
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