Banter between Joe Rogan and Mike Goldberg - UFC commentators.
Mike Goldberg: "He's got him in some kind of strange choke I've never seen before!"
Joe Rogan: "That's a rear naked choke."
Joe Rogan: "Karo is wide open!"
Mike Goldberg: "Diaz smells the opening."
Mike Goldberg: "You can hear the corner speaking portuguese!"
Joe Rogan: "Uh, that's Japanese, brother"
Mike Goldberg: "I should have known that."
Joe Rogan: "You're the one married to a Japanese chick."
Mike Goldberg: "That is correct."
Frank Shamrock: "Ohhhh huge knee!"
Mike Goldberg: "Big knee!"
Frank Shamrock: "That was a huge knee!"
Mike Goldberg: "That knee was big!"
UFC 68
Goldberg: "Welcome back, Randy Couture. This fight brought to you by..."
Sylvia gets knocked down in the first 8 seconds*
Rogan: "Big right hand! Sylvia is down!"
Goldberg: "...Shooter. Starring Mark Wahlberg in theatres next Friday."
Mike Goldberg: "Don't forget coming up next it's Blade the series...plenty of action, violence, vampire sexuality!"
Rogan: "Vampire sexuality, what's that?"
Goldberg: "I don't know, it was on a card they put in front of me"
"The Dean of Mean" Keith Jardine vs Kerry Schall
Goldberg: "If Jardine's last name were Johnson, the nickname Dean of Mean would make no sense."
Parisyan vs Burkman
Joe Rogan: "He's getting instructions in two different languages."
Mike Goldberg: "He understands them both!"
on Travis Lutter
Mike Goldberg: "He's like the Michael Jordan of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu!"
Joe Rogan: "No, he's not"
Mike Goldberg: "Larry Bird?"
Joe Rogan: "Uhm, no."
Mike Goldberg: "Kobe Bryant?"
Joe Rogan: "..."
