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I'll get made fun of for this but who cares, I'm not here to be popular anyway.  I just had the strangest thing happen and that makes twice today.  I don't feel like I'm going crazy but I must be.  This shit is freaking me out.

Ok, I just go to take a wiz and just outside the window comes the most alien sound I've ever heard.  and I mean just, it wasn't loud, it was by the window.  I cannot describe this bullshit, it was wacked.  I'm fucking creeped the hell out right now.  This was not a sound animals or humans can make.  It was like a wobbly werbly vocalization.  It was like speech like a language and quick like but like nothing I can describe. I went running out back ready to confront and nothing, not a damn thing but silence in the night at 3:15am.  I come back in and hear bullshit out front, I go running out front right away and fucking nothing.  Normally I would think kids fooling around, but no fucking way these sounds were sooooo wrong.  I cannot even begin to correctly describe it. 

Ok, earlier in the day and I would not even be mentioning this if this wacked sounds thing didn't happen.  I'm working on a project, just standing there and I feel this yank on the back of my shirt.  I spin around and nobody.  I then think WTF something is on my back and start yanking my shirt around but nothing.  Then it gets cold as fuck where I'm standing. 

That's two fucked up experiences in 1 day.  SHIT :-\

Let the jokes begin...  but serious, something is fucked and either way, my mind or something else, I don't like it one bit. >:(

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Re: holy shit. I'm having a Close Encounter of the Wacked Kind.
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2008, 03:00:53 AM »
I had the scariest dream a few nights ago.  I went outside cause I kept hearing clanking noises, and I looked under the deck and there were ghost kids camping under it.  It scared the shit out of me.
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Re: holy shit. I'm having a Close Encounter of the Wacked Kind.
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2008, 03:09:18 AM »
Hugo AKA "the gay crack addict that will suck cock for rock".
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Re: holy shit. I'm having a Close Encounter of the Wacked Kind.
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2008, 03:18:58 AM »
Hugo AKA "the gay crack addict that will suck cock for rock".
crack ??? No thanks, I'll take the shrooms you never delivered >:(

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« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2008, 03:20:53 AM »
crack ??? No thanks, I'll take the shrooms you never delivered >:(

You obviously been seeing someone else for your addiction. You've gone against the exclusivity deal in our contract you scum bag!
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Re: holy shit. I'm having a Close Encounter of the Wacked Kind.
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2008, 03:22:17 AM »
You obviously been seeing someone else for your addiction. You've gone against the exclusivity deal in our contract you scum bag!
You never delivered.  I want my refund >:(

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« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2008, 03:24:34 AM »
You never delivered.  I want my refund >:(

Even tho my service is pay-on-delivery?

Fuck me you're just a slimy little criminal aren't yah? That'll be the crack, it does that to folk!

P.S. don't understand the capacity of avian vocalization:
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Re: holy shit. I'm having a Close Encounter of the Wacked Kind.
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2008, 03:26:07 AM »
Even tho my service is pay-on-delivery?

Fuck me you're just a slimy little criminal aren't yah? That'll be the crack, it does that to folk!
WTF, I paypal'd your stupid ass and never got the package!  Now you're just making shit up >:(

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« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2008, 03:28:48 AM »
;D easy money!

Did you watch the video? Interesting no?
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« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2008, 03:36:51 AM »
;D easy money!

Did you watch the video? Interesting no?
I'm in Wyoming, not the jungle lol... I want my money back thief >:(