I'll get made fun of for this but who cares, I'm not here to be popular anyway. I just had the strangest thing happen and that makes twice today. I don't feel like I'm going crazy but I must be. This shit is freaking me out.
Ok, I just go to take a wiz and just outside the window comes the most alien sound I've ever heard. and I mean just, it wasn't loud, it was by the window. I cannot describe this bullshit, it was wacked. I'm fucking creeped the hell out right now. This was not a sound animals or humans can make. It was like a wobbly werbly vocalization. It was like speech like a language and quick like but like nothing I can describe. I went running out back ready to confront and nothing, not a damn thing but silence in the night at 3:15am. I come back in and hear bullshit out front, I go running out front right away and fucking nothing. Normally I would think kids fooling around, but no fucking way these sounds were sooooo wrong. I cannot even begin to correctly describe it.
Ok, earlier in the day and I would not even be mentioning this if this wacked sounds thing didn't happen. I'm working on a project, just standing there and I feel this yank on the back of my shirt. I spin around and nobody. I then think WTF something is on my back and start yanking my shirt around but nothing. Then it gets cold as fuck where I'm standing.
That's two fucked up experiences in 1 day. SHIT
Let the jokes begin... but serious, something is fucked and either way, my mind or something else, I don't like it one bit.