Ok, go get some fish tacos (cajun blackened) with black beans and rice on the side. Pick out your favorite beer. Get extra cilantro on the pico. Get a few extra limes. Smash the living shit out of the limes until everything is covered. Take the biggest bite from your fish taco that you can. DON'T chew yet! Immediately stuff beans&rice&pico into your face so that your mouth is so full you can hardly chew. Now start macking down like an animal. It takes about 1 minute which is fantastic! but not yet!!!! as soon as you finish guzzle 3 huge gulps of your beer so that it forms a nice big beltch of the whole mixture... ohhhhh, fucking awesomeness... Do not worry about the food spewing from the side of your mouth, just growl at the people gocking in disgust and repeat.... enjoy...