Winter Classes for Women

[Butterbean]

Winter Classes for Women at
THE
ADULT   LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Friday January 31, 2010

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meet s 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Mall Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

[Parker]

What about Winter Classes for Men Studying Women?
Or is that just a empty classroom, because it's all Labwork, and the mandatory classes are called Trial and Error, plus there is more "On The Job Training".

[powerpack]

 

[tonymctones]

 

[drkaje]

I cured my ex-wife of the toilet bowl thing before getting married.

Basically said we shouldn't get married because I didn't want kids with someone who wasn't smart enough to work a toilet seat.

[tonymctones]

I cured my ex-wife of the toilet bowl thing before getting married.

Basically said we shouldn't get married because I didn't want kids with someone who wasn't smart enough to work a toilet seat.

LOL I never understood that either, men have the same right to complain about women not putting the seat up after they get done 

^ladies speak to this please^

[Butterbean]

LOL I never understood that either, men have the same right to complain about women not putting the seat up after they get done  

^ladies speak to this please^

I leave it down after I go and he is quite able to put it up.  Same other way round.  He leaves it up after he goes and I'm capable of putting it down.  The only problem has been (a few times) in the middle of the night in the dark...that's when a woman can "fall in"...but imo it's up to me to check to make sure all is well before sitting!

[powerpack]

I leave it down after I go and he is quite able to put it up.  Same other way round.  He leaves it up after he goes and I'm capable of putting it down.  The only problem has been (a few times) in the middle of the night in the dark...that's when a woman can "fall in"...but imo it's up to me to check to make sure all is well before sitting!

[tonymctones]

I leave it down after I go and he is quite able to put it up.  Same other way round.  He leaves it up after he goes and I'm capable of putting it down.  The only problem has been (a few times) in the middle of the night in the dark...that's when a woman can "fall in"...but imo it's up to me to check to make sure all is well before sitting!

LOL do ladies really fall in?

I actually close the toilet all together as in the seat and the lid after using it do to the mythbusters episode where they found the fecal matter spreads throughout the bathroom when the toilet if flushed with the lid open...

[powerpack]

LOL do ladies really fall in?

I actually close the toilet all together as in the seat and the lid after using it do to the mythbusters episode where they found the fecal matter spreads throughout the bathroom when the toilet if flushed with the lid open...

I know more than tipsy to drunk lady who sat down on a closed toilet and peed 
So that does not work either

[tonymctones]

I know more than tipsy to drunk lady who sat down on a closed toilet and peed 
So that does not work either

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH WHAT? LMFAO SERIOUSLY?

alright alright sooner or later you gotta start taking some initiative and looking down

[Princess L]

LOL I never understood that either, men have the same right to complain about women not putting the seat up after they get done  

^ladies speak to this please^

I tend to agree, BUT, on the other hand,  I think it's a common courtesy/gentlemanly thing to do.  I'll admit that when I see a seat up (like at a house party), I automatically think whoever was in there before me is rude and inconsiderate.

LOL do ladies really fall in?

  yes - just about.  Especially in the middle of the night.

I actually close the toilet all together as in the seat and the lid after using it do to the mythbusters episode where they found the fecal matter spreads throughout the bathroom when the toilet if flushed with the lid open...

 
I don't know about fecal matter, but I have heard there is a light "mist" of toilet water sprayed into the air upon flushing.  I think I read that you don't want to have your toothbrush within 10 feet of a toilet.  I don't think mine have that powerful of a flusher.

[Butterbean]

I don't know about fecal matter, but I have heard there is a light "mist" of toilet water sprayed into the air upon flushing.  I think I read that you don't want to have your toothbrush within 10 feet of a toilet.  I don't think mine have that powerful of a flusher.

I saw in a movie where a kid gave a speech about when we smell something we are actually getting the molecules of that item in our nose which due to drainage eventually get swallowed, thus we are actually eating what we smell. 

I store my toothbrush is in a closed drawer