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G.R.H.

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was at the shore today and....
« on: August 24, 2008, 06:59:33 PM »
oh my god! there was a this woman who had to be at least 700lbs, (well, ok 300), but she was the ugliest thing i ever saw in a swimsuit! (made we wanna ralph after scarfing down my sausage pepper and onion sandwich!  anyway, i felt kinda puny myself compared to othe dudes on the beach.  i gotta get some "bad ass" arms!  8)

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Re: was at the shore today and....
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2008, 08:02:03 PM »
You're lucky your buddies didn't play the old 'switch-the-sunscreen-with-barbecue-sauce' trick on you!

The resulting scene would have been macabre.


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Re: was at the shore today and....
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2008, 08:41:39 PM »
LOL has this happened to you?


catamount  ???

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Re: was at the shore today and....
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2008, 08:55:29 PM »
Fixed. Sorry...

Nope, thanks to allah...

But you gotta watch those fuuckerz.....

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Re: was at the shore today and....
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2008, 04:50:07 PM »
You're lucky your buddies didn't play the old 'switch-the-sunscreen-with-barbecue-sauce' trick on you!

The resulting scene would have been macabre.



Reminds me of the Scrubs episode where J.D. rubs Crisco all over Keith's back as he sunbathes...you can hear the sizzling.  "Bacon back!!"
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Re: was at the shore today and....
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2008, 04:53:28 PM »
  anyway, i felt kinda puny myself compared to othe dudes on the beach.  i gotta get some "bad ass" arms!  8)

Reminds me of that old Charles Atlas ad in back of comic books...
 http://www.sandowplus.co.uk/Competition/Atlas/Adverts/adverts.htm


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Re: was at the shore today and....
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2008, 05:46:23 PM »
Did you hit a crab most muscular pose then down an EAS RTD shake to motivate her to lose weight and become a bodybuilder? 

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Re: was at the shore today and....
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2008, 03:11:29 PM »
uh..nope, but i did almost throw up after seeing her fat rolls hang out!  :P

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Re: was at the shore today and....
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2008, 12:34:55 PM »
At first I mis-read the title and thought it said "was at the store today and...." and thought "What the hell is a fat woman wearing a swimsuit doing in a store? :o"
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