Author Topic: THE PLANE RIDE  (Read 785 times)

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THE PLANE RIDE
« on: November 07, 2008, 07:03:36 PM »
Don't get me wrong...I will be praying for him because he is now our president but this was funny! Barack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Obama's private plane

Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody
very happy.'

Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.'

Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.'

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, 'Such big-shots back there.  I could throw all of them out the window and make 56 million people very happy.'

 If you're one of those 56 million, pass this on!!! 
 

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Re: THE PLANE RIDE
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2008, 10:31:40 PM »
Guess they want to spread the wealth...........

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Re: THE PLANE RIDE
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2008, 10:34:36 PM »
Don't get me wrong...I will be praying for him because he is now our president but this was funny! Barack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Obama's private plane

Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody
very happy.'

Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.'

Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.'

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, 'Such big-shots back there.  I could throw all of them out the window and make 56 million people very happy.'

 If you're one of those 56 million, pass this on!!! 
 




Vote for the pilot 2012  8)

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Re: THE PLANE RIDE
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2008, 10:36:15 PM »
 ???

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Re: THE PLANE RIDE
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2008, 10:35:48 PM »
Jimijimi, do you realize this is a joke or do you think this is a news item?

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Re: THE PLANE RIDE
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2008, 10:40:28 PM »
Jimijimi, do you realize this is a joke or do you think this is a news item?


I would be very happy to see both Opera and Michelle thrown out of a plane, those two are just nasty !

Obama can get a parachute ...maybe  :P



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Re: THE PLANE RIDE
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2008, 10:46:48 PM »
Jimijimi, do you realize this is a joke or do you think this is a news item?

I think that, although obviously a fictional account, it could conceivably happen.  I mean the three of them engaging in such a conversation while aboard a private plane, is not totally outside the realm of possibility.

I don't know Barack and Michelle Obama well enough yet...  but I (for one) wouldn't cry too much if Oprah fell out of a plane.  I'm just sayin', is all.

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Re: THE PLANE RIDE
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2008, 10:58:09 PM »
Well, for one, thousand dollar bills don't exist.

  Are you saying that you don't believe the conversation is outlandish enough to not htake place or are you saying that you believe it would be likely to take place considering the three individuals involved.

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Re: THE PLANE RIDE
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2008, 11:04:24 PM »
I just wonder how any plane can get off the ground with Oprah on it.

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Re: THE PLANE RIDE
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2008, 11:09:30 PM »
Well, for one, thousand dollar bills don't exist.

  Are you saying that you don't believe the conversation is outlandish enough to not htake place or are you saying that you believe it would be likely to take place considering the three individuals involved.


Maybe the conversation could've taken place prior to 1969, when Nixon ordered all high-denomination bills removed from circulation (and Barack was eight years old).

But actually you are right...  any of the three of them throwing $1K out of a plane IS a joke, unless it was from campaign funds and not their own money.

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Re: THE PLANE RIDE
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2008, 11:21:08 PM »
The 1000 belonged to Coach until Obama got elected.

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Re: THE PLANE RIDE
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2008, 04:58:08 AM »
Jimijimi, do you realize this is a joke or do you think this is a news item?

Well if i was stupid enough to vote for obama i would have thought it was news.
I think that answers your question Dogg.

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Re: THE PLANE RIDE
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2008, 04:59:47 AM »

I would be very happy to see both Opera and Michelle thrown out of a plane, those two are just nasty !

Obama can get a parachute ...maybe  :P




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