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Mighty Handshake !!
« on: September 02, 2008, 08:52:23 AM »


i want a handshake that will make my friends and allies feel safe and secure in my hands but leave my enemies trembling at my strength!

in that vein i wanted to start doing about a hour of grip training saturday mornings i have a rack, with just under 200kg, and a hang board  also thinking about filling a bucket up with sand for equipment

what kind of stuff do people think i should be doing?


any lads here with a proper handshake?

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Re: Mighty Handshake !!
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2008, 09:48:42 AM »
Masturbate on a regular basis though judging by your post there's very litlle chance you can get a proper erection.

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Re: Mighty Handshake !!
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2008, 10:06:12 AM »
Resistant spring grips(No idea what there called)but build your way up to a 100 reps a set and ten sets throughout the day,Also flat dumbell wrist curls.When i was seriously training my forearms were very good and helped my grip for Deads.
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Re: Mighty Handshake !!
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2008, 10:12:38 AM »
Just eyeball your forearms.
If they're small, you'll never have a strong grip and thus the extra gay handshake....

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Re: Mighty Handshake !!
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2008, 10:13:09 AM »
close the coc#3 gripper.

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Re: Mighty Handshake !!
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2008, 11:17:06 AM »
Resistant spring grips(No idea what there called)but build your way up to a 100 reps a set and ten sets throughout the day,Also flat dumbell wrist curls.When i was seriously training my forearms were very good and helped my grip for Deads.

i was thinking of doing something like this:

hang board - 5-8 sets of a few reps of 5-10 second holds

sand extensions - 5 sets of reps to be determined once I've tried them

static holds - 3 sets of double overhead, 5 sets of hook grip(maybe with snatch width grip sometimes?), 3 sets of mixed grip. reps 5-15 seconds.

sand grabbing - 5 sets of reps to be determined once I've tried them

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Re: Mighty Handshake !!
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2008, 11:34:18 AM »
I personally do static handshake holds at the end of each workout (always with a partner who has a much stronger handshake than myself).   3 sets till failure.  Do this for a couple months and you'll not only have mad respect from CEOs and other powerful business people upon meeting them, but masturbatory sessions will reach an unprecedented high.

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Re: Mighty Handshake !!
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2008, 02:09:45 PM »

close the coc#3 gripper.

working on it  ;D

I personally do static handshake holds at the end of each workout (always with a partner who has a much stronger handshake than myself).   3 sets till failure.  Do this for a couple months and you'll not only have mad respect from CEOs and other powerful business people upon meeting them, but masturbatory sessions will reach an unprecedented high.

SM


can't wait  :D

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Re: Mighty Handshake !!
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2008, 02:55:27 PM »

i want a handshake that will make my friends and allies feel safe and secure in my hands but leave my enemies trembling at my strength!

in that vein i wanted to start doing about a hour of grip training saturday mornings i have a rack, with just under 200kg, and a hang board  also thinking about filling a bucket up with sand for equipment

what kind of stuff do people think i should be doing?


any lads here with a proper handshake?

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Re: Mighty Handshake !!
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2008, 02:57:39 PM »
lol mighty handshake who cares.   ;D ;D

start taking loads of gh and you'll get big gorilla hands

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Re: Mighty Handshake !!
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2008, 03:40:14 PM »
try a gripper thing that you can get at k-mart or something.   8)

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Re: Mighty Handshake !!
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2008, 04:50:01 PM »
When at the market crush potatoes.  Great for the forearms.

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Re: Mighty Handshake !!
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2008, 04:51:07 PM »
Great thread, all hail to the

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Re: Mighty Handshake !!
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2008, 05:28:26 PM »
pretty good johnny, are you looking to read it?

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Re: Mighty Handshake !!
« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2008, 07:08:51 PM »
it helps to be born with thick muscular hands, like myself.

it is a real bitch to find rubber gloves that fit at work though. the XL's work but the fingers are a little to long.

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Re: Mighty Handshake !!
« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2008, 07:34:13 PM »
this is pretty gay.

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Re: Mighty Handshake !!
« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2008, 08:18:35 PM »
it helps to be born with thick muscular hands, like myself.

it is a real bitch to find rubber gloves that fit at work though. the XL's work but the fingers are a little to long.

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so you have fat hands?  ;D
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Re: Mighty Handshake !!
« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2008, 08:38:29 PM »
Training for a handshake alone is absurd.  It's way too specialized.  You'd be a fool not to add:

-Chuck on the shoulder, 3x8
- Patting on the back, 3x12
- Eye contact maintenance.  3x static hold to failure.

Advanced trainers could add:

- Non gay slap on the ass, 3x10 keep good form

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Re: Mighty Handshake !!
« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2008, 09:15:14 PM »
so you have fat hands?  ;D
no, they kinda look like dave palumbo vascular as hell, but bloated looking ;D

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