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Re: Olympia after party. Who has been to one?
« Reply #25 on: September 22, 2008, 02:39:05 PM »
Seriously, I've been to too many.  They're all the same.  A bunch of schmoes running around with the cameras.  Sweaty juiced to the gills bodybuilders wearing extra-medium disco shirts, throngs of man-faced mutations in heat, gold-digging fitness sluts with fake hair, fake tits, fake nails, fake teeth, fake eyelashes, etc. buzzing on GHB-clen-"X"-cocktails, techno-ghey music blasting nonstop and a few actual hotties who are scared out of their minds wondering how they wound up in the freak show of all freak-shows.  

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Re: Olympia after party. Who has been to one?
« Reply #26 on: September 22, 2008, 02:41:55 PM »
Thats what IM talkin about!!  Titties everywhere!!!!!! 

Yeah but the problem is, nudity is banned in all the clubs since they are mostly part of casinos.  The bigger problem is that the skanks you see will only be attracted to you if you are 240+ lean pounds or well over 300lbs offseason, it don't matter to them.  Most important is that you are E'd up to the max with enough for her and all her friends.  Plus you must have some cola, ghb and viagra on hand for them so you can really get rockin'.  And lastly, you will probably need some Z bars for the next day to chill everyone out.  I'm sure I left a bunch out but this will get you going.  OH...I almost forgot, don't leave home without the fagbag around your waist!  A "pro" would never leave his man purse at home...

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Re: Olympia after party. Who has been to one?
« Reply #27 on: September 22, 2008, 02:43:03 PM »
Seriously, I've been to too many.  They're all the same.  A bunch of schmoes running around with the cameras.  Sweaty juiced to the gills bodybuilders wearing extra-medium disco shirts, throngs of man-faced mutations in heat, gold-digging fitness sluts with fake hair, fake tits, fake nails, fake teeth, fake eyelashes, etc. buzzing on GHB-clen-"X"-cocktails, techno-ghey music blasting nonstop and a few actual hotties who are scared out of their minds wondering how they wound up in the freak show of all freak-shows.  
lol

why did you go to so many of them then  ???  ;D

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Re: Olympia after party. Who has been to one?
« Reply #28 on: September 22, 2008, 03:26:21 PM »
lol

why did you go to so many of them then  ???  ;D

I wen to the Olympia/Arnold every year from 1994-2001 because of work.  The after parties are pretty much a mandatory part of doing business.  In regular corporate america you golf and do business.  In the bodybuilding world you have to endure a night of horror once or twice a year....
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Re: Olympia after party. Who has been to one?
« Reply #29 on: September 22, 2008, 04:49:35 PM »
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Seriously, I've been to too many.  They're all the same.  A bunch of schmoes running around with the cameras.  Sweaty juiced to the gills bodybuilders wearing extra-medium disco shirts, throngs of man-faced mutations in heat, gold-digging fitness sluts with fake hair, fake tits, fake nails, fake teeth, fake eyelashes, etc. buzzing on GHB-clen-"X"-cocktails, techno-ghey music blasting nonstop and a few actual hotties who are scared out of their minds wondering how they wound up in the freak show of all freak-shows.   


Mindspin, I can't imagine you at these parties!  Maybe this year, since I think you are going to the O, will make sure you go to one.  I need another picture of you with that fake hir, fake nails, fake teeth dancing away on the stage again!

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Re: Olympia after party. Who has been to one?
« Reply #30 on: September 22, 2008, 05:18:03 PM »


Mindspin, I can't imagine you at these parties!  Maybe this year, since I think you are going to the O, will make sure you go to one.  I need another picture of you with that fake hir, fake nails, fake teeth dancing away on the stage again!



Mindspin, I can't imagine you at these parties!  Maybe this year, since I think you are going to the O, will make sure you go to one.  I need another picture of you with that fake hir, fake nails, fake teeth dancing away on the stage again!


Last time I went, Collet latched on to my leg and started dry humping.  I tried to shake her off, but Dave said I'd be better off letting her finish.   :-\

I'll be there this year.  Who knows.  Enough disco biscuits and you might catch me doing the worm on some dirty Vegas dance floor.

Now, where's the stuff you owe me >:(
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Re: Olympia after party. Who has been to one?
« Reply #31 on: September 22, 2008, 05:22:02 PM »
Seriously, I've been to too many.  They're all the same.  A bunch of schmoes running around with the cameras.  Sweaty juiced to the gills bodybuilders wearing extra-medium disco shirts, throngs of man-faced mutations in heat, gold-digging fitness sluts with fake hair, fake tits, fake nails, fake teeth, fake eyelashes, etc. buzzing on GHB-clen-"X"-cocktails, techno-ghey music blasting nonstop and a few actual hotties who are scared out of their minds wondering how they wound up in the freak show of all freak-shows.   

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