pretty cold up there and very few bodybuilders, Santa Claus isn't as big in person as he looks on TV.
how's it going chicken legs?
just thought i'd start my own attention whore, look at me, "i just got back from some bullshit place" too and go along with the crown lately.
hahahha, the other one i like is, "all the gym owners rolled out a red carpet when they saw me coming and asked me what steroids i was taking"