http://www.thefug.com/node/406"Bodybuilder Admits He May Have Gone Too FarBulging, ripped, huge…These are just a few adjectives to describe the physique of bodybuilder David Murray.
Minuscule, prepubescent, laughable…Are adjectives one can use to describe his man bits.
Such is the life of an extreme bodybuilder. You sacrifice your man muscle, er, to build more muscle. It’s a tradeoff many have made over the years.
Yet today, some are questioning their decision.
David Murray is one of them.
“My penis used to be almost average in length and girth,” says the bodybuilder regretfully, “But today it looks like I swapped it out for a peanut shell!”
It’s a hard one to swallow for a man. But the truth is, steroids shrink your manliness.
The irony of it is that David no longer feels comfortable at the gym, which was once his place of refuge. The six to eight hours he spends working out is now pure torture.
“In the past I used to spend all my time thinking how great I looked in the gym mirrors, but now I can only think about taking off my shorts in the locker room and making the long walk to the showers. It’s something I dread,” says the troubled big man.
Or maybe that’s the “not so big” man.
David does see a bright side though. He is now investing all his energies into telling the world about his shriveled, shrunken member.
“It’s a cautionary tale. I don’t want other young men to make the mistake I’ve made. Big muscles come at a cost!” cries the bodybuilder.
So to those of you out there contemplating the use of steroids, “Stop now!” he says.
Your pecs may impress people at the beach, but there’s also the bedroom. Dropping your trousers and having a woman laugh, is way worse than a little sand kicked in your face. "
Hahahaahahahaah! What a bunch of shit!
