Haha that works as well.
One time i was working with a pathetic doorman. He came running to me saying "john someone is taking coke in the toilets" I ran in and caught 2 with the fucking coke on teh key. I threw it on ground and walked the two out for a search. One guy ran on out I was behind and Feargal (doorman) was in front with the guy inbetween.
We walked into a wee room as soon as you enter teh club with locked door either side. Maybe only 12'x12'. I told feargal to lock his door. He did. I locked mine.
The guy had teh audacity to just go to feargal "watch out a wee minute" and teh fucking chump stood aside. The fucker ran liek blazes. I was so pissed. I didnt know whether to shout at feargal of what. In end simply cos the wee fucker had teh audacity to do it i ran after him.
he had maybe 30yards ahead of me and i pelted despite wearing stupidly big boots. I got withing 10yards of him and went fuck it...cut my losses. Prop a good thing. I would hahve went nuts at the wee girl if i had of got him...and tbh that would have been wrong.
Another time some guy kept taking his top off. I gave him 2 strikes and i said at the third he was out. Anyway he done it a third time but it was like 5 mins from the end so i just let him be on advice from head doorman. He threw the tshirt at my feet like "fuck you" I took it walked out to teh door and fucked it outside on the ramp.
Anyway 5 mins later the lights come on...he realised that he had no top on and people were laughing. He ran to me shouting where is my top. i said outside.
He stormed away towards the door then halfway turned back and started walking towards me almost squaring up. He had a glass in his hand. I pulled my right foot back so i have a base and am more stabel...subtly of course also incase he throws im in a position to throw. He drops the glass...i swear it was in slow motion. I launched into him so fast. I mean he flew 15feet and slid on the tiled floor...I went insane and other doormen had to get in the way to tell me to calm down as i was over him literally about to walt him. All this wa sin slow motion which is weird when it happens.
Anyway, he never appeared for a few weeks, when he did he apologised shook my hand and from then we always chatted. He wasnt an altogether bad fella just a twat. He done trianing himself and we chatted about that etc. He was probaly off his face on e's or thought he was the tough guy. As soon as i see aggression i mean in instantly without thinking go into manic mode lol
