But if you are indeed a Tool, why bother spending more money anyways? 
because tools love it when their shirts have writing on it that makes up for their inadequacies (sexual, penis size, father issues)
you know like whenever I see a shirt that has "AFFLICTION" on it, to me it really say "HEY, I'M TRYING TO LOOK TOUGH BUT I'M REALLY A HUGE FAG....OH AND THIS SHAVED HEAD-I'M REALLY TRYING TO COVER UP THAT I'M GOING BALD AT 27"
The exception to the above is any pro fighters who are actually sponsered by said clothing company