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So many 'short men' are attracted to bodybuilding!!!
« on: November 21, 2008, 10:20:20 PM »
The sport is just over-run by short little men.  Yes, in every gym, on every stage and in the change rooms you will see little men preening themselves.

This is nothing new.  The short man has always found solace in the gym.  It is a sanctuary of sorts.  A place where they can be at one with the weights..

Little guys also love the comaraderie that exists in the change rooms.  It is such a common sight to see a fully naked 'short guy' towelling down his short limbs.  They just spend so much time in the change rooms wiping down there little bodies.  And yes, if you watch these midgets they like to put one leg up on a bench and wipe their balls and ass crack for what seems like minutes.

Enough on the midget.  Yes, they have a right to build their little bodies.  It gives them a sense of empowerment.  Good for them.

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Re: So many 'short men' are attracted to bodybuilding!!!
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2008, 10:21:36 PM »
The sport is just over-run by short little men.  Yes, in every gym, on every stage and in the change rooms you will see little men preening themselves.

This is nothing new.  The short man has always found solace in the gym.  It is a sanctuary of sorts.  A place where they can be at one with the weights..

Little guys also love the comaraderie that exists in the change rooms.  It is such a common sight to see a fully naked 'short guy' towelling down his short limbs.  They just spend so much time in the change rooms wiping down there little bodies.  And yes, if you watch these midgets they like to put one leg up on a bench and wipe their balls and ass crack for what seems like minutes.

Enough on the midget.  Yes, they have a right to build their little bodies.  It gives them a sense of empowerment.  Good for them.

You're slipping, Hank....

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Re: So many 'short men' are attracted to bodybuilding!!!
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2008, 10:24:45 PM »
The sport is just over-run by short little men.  Yes, in every gym, on every stage and in the change rooms you will see little men preening themselves.

This is nothing new.  The short man has always found solace in the gym.  It is a sanctuary of sorts.  A place where they can be at one with the weights..

Little guys also love the comaraderie that exists in the change rooms.  It is such a common sight to see a fully naked 'short guy' towelling down his short limbs.  They just spend so much time in the change rooms wiping down there little bodies.  And yes, if you watch these midgets they like to put one leg up on a bench and wipe their balls and ass crack for what seems like minutes.

Enough on the midget.  Yes, they have a right to build their little bodies.  It gives them a sense of empowerment.  Good for them.

bodybuilding?

it's called shortman complex

just ask Greg Valentino


so much talk about genetics in bodybuilding
well, how about the genetics to be TALL, that you require genetics for, the only person who knows how good the genetics are, is the bodybuilder
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Re: So many 'short men' are attracted to bodybuilding!!!
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2008, 10:25:18 PM »
Its apart of this "sport", its nice to tower over the "big" midgets/guys LOL

Have you noticed how they only are friendly with other midgets in the gym?

Its like the under 5'6 club, I wonder if they gossip about the tall guys  ::)

No wonder guys like Lee Priest can do so well in bodybuilding. Despite being an obnoxious, outright liar and bad businessman he still gets contracts. Theres so many midgets who are in bodybuilding that they need a poster boy! Maybe the supplement company and magazine owners are struggling with their own "short man complex" also? Once again apart of the under 5'6 club  ;D

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Re: So many 'short men' are attracted to bodybuilding!!!
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2008, 10:26:03 PM »
wow, that was weird....

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Re: So many 'short men' are attracted to bodybuilding!!!
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2008, 10:30:11 PM »
wow, that was weird....

Bodybuilding is pretty quiet right now...Hank needs some new material to work with. 

He's come up with far better than this.

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Re: So many 'short men' are attracted to bodybuilding!!!
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2008, 10:33:58 PM »
Bodybuilding is pretty quiet right now...Hank needs some new material to work with. 

He's come up with far better than this.

well he has toned down his usual graphic tirades..that almost sounded like a presidential speech

do you know who he is?

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Re: So many 'short men' are attracted to bodybuilding!!!
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2008, 10:36:54 PM »
well he has toned down his usual graphic tirades..that almost sounded like a presidential speech

do you know who he is?

Apparently he's a former writer for a bodybuilding rag.  Don't know ANYTHING about him other than that. 

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Re: So many 'short men' are attracted to bodybuilding!!!
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2008, 10:56:45 PM »
Let me guess, you just read Little Big Men by Alan Klein

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Re: So many 'short men' are attracted to bodybuilding!!!
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2008, 11:47:27 PM »


 It is such a common sight to see a fully naked 'short guy' towelling down his short limbs.  They just spend so much time in the change rooms wiping down there little bodies.  And yes, if you watch these midgets they like to put one leg up on a bench and wipe their balls and ass crack for what seems like minutes.



stop watching other men in the locker room "hank" if it bothers you so much

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Re: So many 'short men' are attracted to bodybuilding!!!
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2008, 11:49:35 PM »
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Re: So many 'short men' are attracted to bodybuilding!!!
« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2008, 12:34:22 AM »
Great post hank.
Thanks for bringing up my favorite subject - little guys.
We all love 'em.
The way they walk really erect, making sure every inch counts.
And when you talk about little guys, it's impossible to not mention Japan.
It's a Mecca for everyone who is a fan of little guys.

   
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Re: So many 'short men' are attracted to bodybuilding!!!
« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2008, 12:38:25 AM »
Next time your out watch how a 'little guy' walks.  They tend to bounce on  the top of their toes.  Yes, lots of little guys walk with a bounce.  They do this because it gives the impression that they are taller than they actually are!

It must be so fucked to be born short.  Have a look at how hilarious it is when you see a short guy holding hands with a taller girl...ha ha ha ha.

Oh yeah, short guys in the gym like to wear short shorts. Why?

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Re: So many 'short men' are attracted to bodybuilding!!!
« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2008, 12:48:14 AM »
Next time your out watch how a 'little guy' walks.  They tend to bounce on  the top of their toes.  Yes, lots of little guys walk with a bounce.  They do this because it gives the impression that they are taller than they actually are!

It must be so fucked to be born short.  Have a look at how hilarious it is when you see a short guy holding hands with a taller girl...ha ha ha ha.

Oh yeah, short guys in the gym like to wear short shorts. Why?

Tom Cruise seems to be handling it well

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Re: So many 'short men' are attracted to bodybuilding!!!
« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2008, 07:29:41 AM »
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Re: So many 'short men' are attracted to bodybuilding!!!
« Reply #15 on: November 22, 2008, 07:32:26 AM »
I love those tall guys that always has to think about short guys 24/7 because they are sooo damn insecure.

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Re: So many 'short men' are attracted to bodybuilding!!!
« Reply #16 on: November 22, 2008, 07:49:56 AM »
Short man syndrome starts at 5'8" and goes down from there.  Bah!


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Re: So many 'short men' are attracted to bodybuilding!!!
« Reply #17 on: November 22, 2008, 07:56:38 AM »



so much talk about genetics in bodybuilding
well, how about the genetics to be TALL, that you require genetics for, the only person who knows how good the genetics are, is the bodybuilder
and the drug dealer

Your ahab beanpole genetics suck. Who the fk are you kidding? ;D

Just stick to swimming or badminton ;)

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Re: So many 'short men' are attracted to bodybuilding!!!
« Reply #18 on: November 22, 2008, 09:28:55 AM »
This thread is completely useless. Thanks for wasting a minute of my life

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Re: So many 'short men' are attracted to bodybuilding!!!
« Reply #19 on: November 22, 2008, 10:58:17 AM »
Short man syndrome starts at 5'8" and goes down from there.  Bah!



where does tall man syndrome start because "hank" clearly has it

lee priest must have stolen his woman ;D

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Re: So many 'short men' are attracted to bodybuilding!!!
« Reply #20 on: November 22, 2008, 11:00:23 AM »
Good ole Napoleon syndrome...can't get taller so gonna go ahead and get thicker and wider.

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Re: So many 'short men' are attracted to bodybuilding!!!
« Reply #21 on: November 22, 2008, 11:03:13 AM »
Good ole Napoleon syndrome...can't get taller so gonna go ahead and get thicker and wider.

it's called self improvement

if i was really short i'd rather be strong looking than weak looking

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Re: So many 'short men' are attracted to bodybuilding!!!
« Reply #22 on: November 22, 2008, 11:05:11 AM »
it's called self improvement

if i was really short i'd rather be strong looking than weak looking

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Nothin wrong with bein short provided you don't develop that massive chip on your shoulder that some shorter men do.