Ha ha ha...so I was working pecs today and this short, fat bastard who calls himself a powerlifter was monopolizing the one olympic bar the gym had to do squats - squatting 500 lbs for quarter reps with two spotters. He was doing like 5 sets resting 5 minutes between each, and there were several people waiting in line not only to do squats, but also to use the one olympic bar he was monopolizing. So I asked him how many sets he had to go, and he said 3. I asked him if we could share the bar, and he answered:
"No way, dude. You are gonna wait in line like everyone else."
So I looked at him taken aback by his cocky assholish reply and said:
"The thing is, you don't own the bar nor the squat racket, and you have been using both for 15 minutes. There are other people who also pay membership at this gym, and they shouldn't need to wait especially since you are taking 5 minute breaks beween sets."
So the fat queer gets in a tizy and says to me out loud, almost yelling:
"I don't give a shit. I got the bar first so it's mine. You need to wait. You are starting to piss me off. If you don't back out, I am gona beat the shit out of you."
I told the guy if he values his life, he'll leave now and let daddy go to work.
Defeated he walked away, i started piling on plates when out of nowhere, he hit me, Laughing at this i proceeded to invoke lessons taught to me by the Gracie's and took care of this joker in ten seconds.
Knowing my capabilities, the freshly finger fucked chick called the SWAT team. A German Shepperd was released, but the twinks neck was broken with my bare hands and military pressed to failure.
The national guard was called in and hauled me to jail, but not before a fisting session with the front desk chick. Pumped from all this action i couldn't fit into a normal cop car. Updates to follow.
