Author Topic: QuakerOats has changed my life (Read 1871 times)

MarvinEderFan · « **on:** January 02, 2009, 06:24:39 PM »

I find myself saying "BRUTAL (insert stat)" about random people in the gym so very often.
The joke never gets old among me and my friends.

You can say what you want, but Quakor's got a sense of humor.-

polychronopolous · « **Reply #1 on:** January 02, 2009, 06:25:53 PM »

Dudes a getbig legend, no doubt about it.

MarvinEderFan · « **Reply #2 on:** January 02, 2009, 06:28:06 PM »

To give a specific example, a guy at my gym - MMA fighter, of course - has good low BF. Visible 6 pack with good definitions. Of course he thinks anyone who isn't cut isn't serious in the gym.

Himself, he's got BRUTAL 13 inch cannons, massive 19 inch tree trunks, epic struggling with 180 lbs on bench and BRUTAL sub 300 lbs deads.

I would not be laughing as much had it not been for the example set by Quaker. I do not always agree with the Quakor, and sometimes he's out of line. He does have a sense of humor though, and the BRUTAL joke never ceases to make me laugh.

polychronopolous · « **Reply #3 on:** January 02, 2009, 06:29:21 PM »

Quote from: MarvinEderFan on January 02, 2009, 06:28:06 PM

To give a specific example, a guy at my gym - MMA fighter, of course - has good low BF. Visible 6 pack with good definitions. Of course he thinks anyone who isn't cut isn't serious in the gym.

Himself, he's got BRUTAL 13 inch cannons, massive 19 inch tree trunks, epic struggling with 180 lbs on bench and BRUTAL sub 300 lbs deads.

I would not be laughing as much had it not been for the example set by Quaker. I do not always agree with the Quakor, and sometimes he's out of line. He does have a sense of humor though, and the BRUTAL joke never ceases to make me laugh.

Okay, Okay... you said your piece, let's not get carried away here.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #4 on:** January 02, 2009, 06:29:42 PM »

I often skip porn and masturbate to his posts.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #5 on:** January 02, 2009, 06:29:57 PM »

Quote from: MarvinEderFan on January 02, 2009, 06:24:39 PM

I find myself saying "BRUTAL (insert stat)" about random people in the gym so very often.
The joke never gets old among me and my friends.

You can say what you want, but Quakor's got a sense of humor.-

You're quite the Dean of The College of Humorial Arts yourself, MarvinElderFan.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #6 on:** January 02, 2009, 06:31:40 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on January 02, 2009, 06:29:42 PM

I often skip porn and masturbate to his posts.

*keep talking*

Man of Steel · « **Reply #7 on:** January 02, 2009, 06:33:56 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on January 02, 2009, 06:31:40 PM

*keep talking*

There a times when the wife will be ready for a little fun with MOS (fyi ~ vaginal intercourse) and I'm forced to tell her, "sorry sweetie, been readin Sarcasm posts for the last 2 hours...I'm tapped."

QuakerOats · « **Reply #8 on:** January 02, 2009, 06:35:57 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on January 02, 2009, 06:33:56 PM

There a times when the wife will be ready for a little fun with MOS (fyi ~ vaginal intercourse) and I'm forced to tell her, "sorry sweetie, been readin Sarcasm posts for the last 2 hours...I'm tapped."

Big Mark C · « **Reply #9 on:** January 02, 2009, 06:36:46 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on January 02, 2009, 06:33:56 PM

There a times when the wife will be ready for a little fun with MOS (fyi ~ vaginal intercourse) and I'm forced to tell her, "sorry sweetie, been readin Sarcasm posts for the last 2 hours...I'm tapped."

when will you stop swinging from quacker dave's nuts? you are cool beside that

wavelength · « **Reply #10 on:** January 02, 2009, 06:37:26 PM »

yes he's a great guy

webcake · « **Reply #11 on:** January 02, 2009, 06:37:28 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on January 02, 2009, 06:33:56 PM

There a times when the wife will be ready for a little fun with MOS (fyi ~ vaginal intercourse) and I'm forced to tell her, "sorry sweetie, been readin Sarcasm posts for the last 2 hours...I'm tapped."

dr.chimps · « **Reply #12 on:** January 02, 2009, 06:37:35 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on January 02, 2009, 06:33:56 PM

There a times when the wife will be ready for a little fun with MOS (fyi ~ vaginal intercourse) and I'm forced to tell her, "sorry sweetie, been readin Sarcasm posts for the last 2 hours...I'm tapped."

*Peter North gush* Thanks, bro. I'll give u a reach-a-round next week.

MarvinEderFan · « **Reply #13 on:** January 02, 2009, 06:38:23 PM »

I am not hanging from his nuts. Like I said...I don't always agree with him.

But the BRUTAL joke is precious.

Oh wait..not for me

polychronopolous · « **Reply #14 on:** January 02, 2009, 06:38:37 PM »

Quote from: Big Mark C on January 02, 2009, 06:36:46 PM

when will you stop swinging from quacker dave's nuts? you are cool beside that

He's got about 10 or so guys who never disagrees with him, and will come to his defense in a split second if anyone says something the slightest bit negative. It's all apart of being in an "internet alliance"

Man of Steel · « **Reply #15 on:** January 02, 2009, 06:40:06 PM »

Quote from: Big Mark C on January 02, 2009, 06:36:46 PM

when will you stop swinging from quacker dave's nuts? you are cool beside that

so I get along with the man...he makes me laugh and is cool as shit.

Big Mark C · « **Reply #16 on:** January 02, 2009, 06:41:34 PM »

Quote from: polychronopolous on January 02, 2009, 06:38:37 PM

He's got about 10 or so guys who never disagrees with him, and will come to his defense in a split second if anyone says something the slightest bit negative. It's all apart of being in an "internet alliance"

yes these internet alliance are really sad i wonder if they are embarassed they defend a trailer park dweller?

polychronopolous · « **Reply #17 on:** January 02, 2009, 06:41:42 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on January 02, 2009, 06:40:06 PM

so I get along with the man...he makes me laugh and is cool as shit.

He's got good weight lifting advice, I have gotten the biggest gains since I started going more towards his low rep regime.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #18 on:** January 02, 2009, 06:42:07 PM »

Quote from: polychronopolous on January 02, 2009, 06:38:37 PM

He's got about 10 or so guys who never disagrees with him, and will come to his defense in a split second if anyone says something the slightest bit negative. It's all apart of being in an "internet alliance"

Hmm. But there are a shitload of us who call it as they see. it. *Fuck* No, there aren't!!!!

Darren Avey · « **Reply #19 on:** January 03, 2009, 10:51:35 AM »

Thanks to QA every forum i post on when refering to someone i always put their name in speech marks as in "speechmarks"

240 is Back · « **Reply #20 on:** January 03, 2009, 10:59:27 AM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on January 03, 2009, 10:51:35 AM

Thanks to QA every forum i post on when refering to someone i always put their name in speech marks as in "speechmarks"

Nice one, "Darren Avey".

Smokincrazy · « **Reply #21 on:** January 03, 2009, 12:06:36 PM »

The dude is a comic genius. Makes me laugh all the time

Bobby · « **Reply #22 on:** January 03, 2009, 12:19:13 PM »

yes a genuis!!

it's amazing how much the "name" thing can piss ppl off

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #23 on:** January 03, 2009, 12:23:24 PM »

Quote from: MarvinEderFan on January 02, 2009, 06:24:39 PM

QuakerOats has changed my life

He taught you how to get fat and hit on fat ugly trailer-trash chicks who sell used cars?

johnnynoname · « **Reply #24 on:** January 03, 2009, 12:24:24 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on January 02, 2009, 06:29:42 PM

I often skip porn and masturbate to his posts.

i thought i was the only one

circle jerk?