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It's only january 3rd............
« on: January 03, 2009, 11:59:06 AM »
And I think I have already spotted the winner for the coveted "Gym Douchebag Of The Year" award.

I saw a guy today with a six foot long Staff  doing all sorts of "Crouching tiger, Hidden dragon" shit right in the middle of the gym.

I thought I was hallucinating.

The ONE TIME I wish I brought my phone with me.

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Re: It's only january 3rd............
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2009, 12:47:54 PM »
And I think I have already spotted the winner for the coveted "Gym Douchebag Of The Year" award.

I saw a guy today with a six foot long Staff  doing all sorts of "Crouching tiger, Hidden dragon" shit right in the middle of the gym.

I thought I was hallucinating.

The ONE TIME I wish I brought my phone with me.
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Re: It's only january 3rd............
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2009, 12:49:25 PM »
And I think I have already spotted the winner for the coveted "Gym Douchebag Of The Year" award.

I saw a guy today with a six foot long Staff  doing all sorts of "Crouching tiger, Hidden dragon" shit right in the middle of the gym.

I thought I was hallucinating.

The ONE TIME I wish I brought my phone with me.

was he wearing tap out sweats
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Re: It's only january 3rd............
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2009, 12:50:30 PM »
I was in the gym this morning and some douche was benching with 225 by himself with no clips. He ended up angling on the way up so the plates ended up slamming the ground and bouncing everywhere. After putting them back on he went and shadow boxed in the mirror for a few minutes. Not even joking.

He was an older dude with a full head of gray hair and had eeked out a few reps with the 225 before it happened so...

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Re: It's only january 3rd............
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2009, 12:51:38 PM »
was he wearing tap out sweats

I'm willing to bet that instead of Tap Out, he had sweats purchased from Wal-Mart with Chinese writing.  The tag says the writing translates to "Ancient Warrior" but it really says, "I crave black cock." 

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Re: It's only january 3rd............
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2009, 02:32:23 PM »
haha tough guy hilarious

a lot of chinese tattooes dont say what people think
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Re: It's only january 3rd............
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2009, 02:35:06 PM »
A new guy was in my gym yesterday. Black dutch fella. Great shape. Big and cut. Im guessing 220 and 5-7%

I was doing claf raises and in reflection in mirror could see him drop the weight in racks very quickly after a set. He has long ass arms.

For some reason i stopped during my final set to turn and make sure he was ok. Looked over bar was on his neck. Noone else saw or if they did they never ran over. I ran over got it sorted. I just knew it was gonna happen.

Why the hell dont people shout 'HELP' when stuck under the bar

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Re: It's only january 3rd............
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2009, 02:50:47 PM »
And I think I have already spotted the winner for the coveted "Gym Douchebag Of The Year" award.

I saw a guy today with a six foot long Staff  doing all sorts of "Crouching tiger, Hidden dragon" shit right in the middle of the gym.

I thought I was hallucinating.

The ONE TIME I wish I brought my phone with me.

I think I've got that one beat...

This guy was really trying to show how "tough" he was by not only shadow boxing, but moved on to punch several times a metal pole that was part of the gym structure. Seriously.  ::)

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Re: It's only january 3rd............
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2009, 03:49:20 PM »
I think I've got that one beat...

This guy was really trying to show how "tough" he was by not only shadow boxing, but moved on to punch several times a metal pole that was part of the gym structure. Seriously.  ::)


Shit....watch out man....he's gotta be a bad ass...


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