Author Topic: Johnny Vegas Vs Keith (Onlyme) legal battle. (Read 1614 times)

DeltsaForce · « **on:** January 25, 2009, 07:31:15 PM »

what is the status of this? have they found a court house big enough to host these two. is Keith going to have to knock down a bedroom wall to get winched out for his court date?
I gather he once attended a charity function and saw Peter Falk in the men's room. maybe he could offer some legal advices?

Lord Humungous · « **Reply #1 on:** January 25, 2009, 07:34:50 PM »

Settle down gimmick, your lame stick isnt funny

kiwiol · « **Reply #2 on:** January 25, 2009, 07:35:55 PM »

The great Mass 04 posted this in a thread some time ago - one of his funniest posts ever

Quote from: mass 04 on November 06, 2008, 02:32:21 PM

hahaha
Johnny Vegas-Onlyme called me names on the internet. I'd like to present exhibit A, a pic of my 25 inch guns.
Judge-How is this relevant, do you even have a law license?
Johnny Vegas-I'm taking courses at the learning annex, i'm not on trial here onlyme pwned me and he's gonna pay.
Onlyme-Request a 10 minute break for lunch your honor and maybe dessert too, would the court like to see a picture of me with Lorenzo Lamas at a 1994 charity event?
Judge-Case dismissed wheel in moosejay on his craftmatic adjustable bed and get his trial started

DeltsaForce · « **Reply #3 on:** January 25, 2009, 07:39:23 PM »

Quote from: Lord Humungous on January 25, 2009, 07:34:50 PM

Settle down gimmick, your lame stick isnt funny

STFU toolshed. 4k posts and I never even heard of you. you are on the bottom rung of getbig.

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #4 on:** January 25, 2009, 07:40:06 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on January 25, 2009, 07:35:55 PM

The great Mass 04 posted this in a thread some time ago - one of his funniest posts ever

This last bit brought me to tears.

Quote

Onlyme-Request a 10 minute break for lunch your honor and maybe dessert too, would the court like to see a picture of me with Lorenzo Lamas at a 1994 charity event?
Judge-Case dismissed wheel in moosejay on his craftmatic adjustable bed and get his trial started

DeltsaForce · « **Reply #5 on:** January 25, 2009, 07:40:48 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on January 25, 2009, 07:35:55 PM

The great Mass 04 posted this in a thread some time ago - one of his funniest posts ever

Very funny stuff but I find hard to laugh with a full heart after hearing that moose lost the arm. that is terrible, even for getbig.

Lord Humungous · « **Reply #6 on:** January 25, 2009, 07:42:33 PM »

Quote from: DeltsaForce on January 25, 2009, 07:39:23 PM

STFU toolshed. 4k posts and I never even heard of you. you are on the bottom rung of getbig.

Close your cock holster, shit dick. Your boyfriend didnt log on tonight so there is no one to impress.

kiwiol · « **Reply #7 on:** January 25, 2009, 07:43:50 PM »

Quote from: Camel Jockey on January 25, 2009, 07:40:06 PM

This last bit brought me to tears.

Ditto

Quote from: DeltsaForce on January 25, 2009, 07:40:48 PM

Very funny stuff but I find hard to laugh with a full heart after hearing that moose lost the arm. that is terrible, even for getbig.

How do you know he lost that arm? He deleted his account here and quit posting late last month. Hope he's doing better.

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #8 on:** January 25, 2009, 07:45:20 PM »

Who was that Paul Hubb LLB clown?

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #9 on:** January 25, 2009, 07:46:35 PM »

Quote from: Camel Jockey on January 25, 2009, 07:40:06 PM

This last bit brought me to tears.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

DeltsaForce · « **Reply #10 on:** January 25, 2009, 07:48:04 PM »

The arms was amputated from the elbow. The virus was spreading. It's reallt sad but not for a thread like this, not with broken down, drunken old bastards like LordFatfuck

tommywishbone · « **Reply #11 on:** January 25, 2009, 07:49:58 PM »

Deltsaforce, Lord Hummongus! I'm going to sue both of you if you don't cease fire.

Lord Humungous · « **Reply #12 on:** January 25, 2009, 07:53:40 PM »

Quote from: tommywishbone on January 25, 2009, 07:49:58 PM

Deltsaforce, Lord Hummongus! I'm going to sue both of you if you don't cease fire.

HAHAHAH "Rectal Force" was already sued for excessive faggottry

DeltsaForce · « **Reply #13 on:** January 25, 2009, 07:55:34 PM »

Quote from: Lord Humungous on January 25, 2009, 07:53:40 PM

HAHAHAH "Rectal Force" was already sued for excessive faggottry

weak and unoriginal posting. I would expect nothing less but such pathetically juvenile shit from an old, old man nearing 40 who accomplished absolutely nothing with his failed life.

elite_lifter · « **Reply #14 on:** January 25, 2009, 08:02:27 PM »

kiwiol · « **Reply #15 on:** January 25, 2009, 08:05:38 PM »

Quote from: elite_lifter on January 25, 2009, 08:02:27 PM

Posting on behalf of Johnny Vegas (PIP

)

Hi Killer

Sam · « **Reply #16 on:** January 25, 2009, 08:08:31 PM »

Quote from: DeltsaForce on January 25, 2009, 07:48:04 PM

The arms was amputated from the elbow. The virus was spreading. It's reallt sad but not for a thread like this, not with broken down, drunken old bastards like LordFatfuck

Fuck, I did'nt realise he had the arm amputated

Mind you it did look pretty horrendous

TechnoViking · « **Reply #17 on:** January 26, 2009, 12:37:22 AM »

Onlyme pwnd this fool and he ran away...

TrueGrit · « **Reply #18 on:** January 26, 2009, 07:55:05 AM »

I have to say, I expected a bit more fight from JV. Keith will always fight back.

DeltsaForce · « **Reply #19 on:** January 26, 2009, 12:21:29 PM »

Quote from: TechnoViking on January 26, 2009, 12:37:22 AM

Onlyme pwnd this fool and he ran away...

qft

wes mantooth · « **Reply #20 on:** January 26, 2009, 08:07:14 PM »

always get a chuckle from that arm shot....

delusion at its finest