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Crazy Russian tries banging Raccoon.
« on: January 29, 2009, 10:35:18 AM »
Gets dick bitten off, LOL!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece

Toothy raccoon bit off manhood
By STAFF REPORTER
Published: 26 Jan 2009
 
A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.
Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."
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Re: Crazy Russian tries banging Raccoon.
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2009, 04:17:02 PM »
Can't blame the poor sod. It's that damn Raccoon's fault! I hate the way they are always teasing you - looking at you with those big, innocent eyes, waving that tail all over the place...it's like they think they are sheep are something ::)

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Re: Crazy Russian tries banging Raccoon.
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2009, 11:59:25 AM »
Lesson learned. lol
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Re: Crazy Russian tries banging Raccoon.
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2009, 02:12:18 PM »
Quote from: burn2live on January 31, 2009, 11:59:25 AM
Lesson learned. lol
IF YOU NEED A LESSON ON NOT FUCKING ANIMALS. THEN YOURE A MENTAL RETART
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« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2009, 02:21:39 PM »
Quote from: drkaje on January 29, 2009, 10:35:18 AM
Gets dick bitten off, LOL!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece

Toothy raccoon bit off manhood
By STAFF REPORTER
Published: 26 Jan 2009
 
A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.
Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."

:-X :-X :-X
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Re: Crazy Russian tries banging Raccoon.
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2009, 02:47:32 PM »
Quote from: dan18 on February 03, 2009, 02:12:18 PM
IF YOU NEED A LESSON ON NOT FUCKING ANIMALS. THEN YOURE A MENTAL RETART

Come down to NZ so I can introduce you to a couple of sheep and then we'll see if you feel the same way 8)
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Re: Crazy Russian tries banging Raccoon.
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2009, 03:32:05 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on February 03, 2009, 02:47:32 PM
Come down to NZ so I can introduce you to a couple of sheep and then we'll see if you feel the same way 8)
you need to stay away from nzm hes been asking for pics of penis in just about every thread around here....And if the sheep looks anything like dina IM IN ;D
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