1. Drama-Llama
Like the Bluebird of Happiness or the Chicken of depression, the arrival of the Drama-Llama guarantees that a situation will become emotionally unstable. Tears will be shed, accusations will fly, and hearts will be broken.
"...The female in question seems to be of the same mindset as I, namely that we'd have sex just because it's nice, we're not looking for a relationship and we're just enjoying ourselves and so on.
However, I've got the sneaking suspicion that this could quickly render me a visit from the Drama-Llama
The Drama Llama, is in fact a Llama that is quite dramatic it is the close cousin of the lolcow, and can often be found in small wooded areas in the United States, often times stirring up conflict with local townsfolk. Drama Llamas are widely considered to be the main source of butthurt in many communities. The easiest way to identify the Drama Llama is by its call, which sounds a lot like a 16 year old girl. Of course there are many different subgroups within the species of the Drama Llama. By far the most batshit would be the Drama Ljama. They can often be spotted by:
Their Internet Disease to cover up their massive body fat
Complaining about "HOW CUM HE DUSNT LUV ME???"
Posting how much they would like to become An Heroes because their life is horrible.
How they will tell you just how hardcore they really were, and possibly how they had a grip of drugs
Drama Llamas can also be noticed by their distinct choice in clothing such as; tight pants, eyeliner, and just about anything from Hot Topic. Take caution when approaching a Drama Llama, they are considered to be highly dangerous, if you get too close unarmed to one it may drag you back down to its underground nest and get you involved in it's "SRS ISSUES OMG!!!11". No seriously, they will fuck you up. Don't try it.
Drama Llamas will often try to lure you to them so that they can launch a surprise attack, usually they will do this by crying in a corner, or posting sad pictures of themselves online, or even when they are really desperate taking pictures of their cuts to prove just how sad and depressing their life really is. Do not be fooled, the Drama Llama is crafty creature, do not show it any sympathy. If you show it any form of compassion, chances are it will follow you home.
The Drama Llama is well known for its ability to change its form to adapt to its current environment, though it prefers to stay in its Llama form, it will take on another if it needs to. Often times, it will mimic humans
