Author Topic: Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris (Read 4921 times)

FlexGuns · « **on:** February 24, 2006, 08:49:16 AM »

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alexxx · « **Reply #1 on:** February 24, 2006, 10:54:37 AM »

This is old news, we already all knew that no one could beat Bruce Lee!

KevinP85 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 24, 2006, 03:56:22 PM »

Not this bullshit again!

Mr Anabolic · « **Reply #3 on:** February 24, 2006, 04:05:52 PM »

Bruce was too fast for Chuck.

ARMZ · « **Reply #4 on:** February 24, 2006, 04:24:56 PM »

Chuck would have won if he wasn't so f-ing hairy

phyxsius · « **Reply #5 on:** February 24, 2006, 04:27:43 PM »

Hairy? Bruce Lee ain't hairy.. Chuck is

ARMZ · « **Reply #6 on:** February 24, 2006, 04:31:57 PM »

All better now

Oliver Klaushof · « **Reply #7 on:** February 24, 2006, 04:51:05 PM »

Goddamn man. I've never seen anyone take that long to prepare for a fight. I almost thought ole Brucy was gonna pull out the free weights and crank out some cheat curls.

Great clip though. Good choreography and melodrama.

In a real fight Chazz would have murdered Bruce though.

Dnizneer · « **Reply #8 on:** February 24, 2006, 06:44:16 PM »

Hypothetically, If Bruce and chuck were in the UFC today and in their prime, would they kick ass or get ground and pounded?

hillbilly · « **Reply #9 on:** February 24, 2006, 07:04:58 PM »

Quote from: Dnizneer on February 24, 2006, 06:44:16 PM

Hypothetically, If Bruce and chuck were in the UFC today and in their prime, would they kick ass or get ground and pounded?

kick ass those guys rule!

Oliver Klaushof · « **Reply #10 on:** February 24, 2006, 07:10:09 PM »

If Chazz was the same size as Lidell, I think Lidell would get his ass beat. Chazz Norris is a medium size cat though -
about 5'8'' 165 or something.

candidate2025 · « **Reply #11 on:** February 24, 2006, 08:49:15 PM »

yeah...

to bad chuck norris let that twirp up in the middle of the fight, giving him another chance, you retards.

Cold · « **Reply #12 on:** February 25, 2006, 07:28:18 AM »

in an interview, chuck norris said bruce lee would beat him in a real fight.

Bluto · « **Reply #13 on:** February 25, 2006, 08:18:10 AM »

I don't know who's the better stretcher?

alexxx · « **Reply #14 on:** February 25, 2006, 11:00:48 AM »

hahaha Bluto we all know that chuck was muscle bound! Anyways those two could kick any of those little UFC twats!

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #15 on:** February 25, 2006, 11:23:56 AM »

http://www.thebuzz.com/cc-common/mlib/1020/01/1020_1138033476.mp3

what: · « **Reply #16 on:** February 25, 2006, 02:10:57 PM »

Chuck Norris once had a bad case of diarrhea. He later decided to name it "Vince Goodrum."

Dballn247 · « **Reply #17 on:** March 12, 2009, 11:09:04 PM »

Chuck Norris is a fcuking legend!!!

gracie bjj · « **Reply #18 on:** March 12, 2009, 11:13:19 PM »

chuck norris and bruce lee had a legit martial arts match and chuck won on points

ironneck · « **Reply #19 on:** March 13, 2009, 05:35:23 AM »

van damme would kill these guys