There is that "personal trainer" at my gym who keeps trying to give me advices and she told me "too bad you arms haven't grown much in the last 2 years"
so I replyed "too bad you haven't got any prettier the last 2 years" (she really is ugly but she think she is hot for some reason)
Her eyes got watery and continued my workout
I think she will leave me the fuck alone now 

way to go bro!
i would have paid to see that live!
so many ass-head trainers just like that, sticking their nose in other ppls business, giving
opinions and advice they were never asked for in the first place.
i laugh if you go in, and her office is gone, she quit the place, u totally ruined her life...hahaha