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Unbelievable Statements
« on: May 13, 2009, 05:44:59 AM »


This morning I saw on the news, 2 statements that were absolutely mind-boggling, yet will be believed by billions!

First of all was the Pope. The former Nazi was known to have joined Hitler's youth group and fired upon American aircraft during the war. This Nazi Pope visited Israel yesterday and calimed that antisemitism is "totally unacceptable". Really? Coming from him it sounds so true.

The second amazing statement came from officials in Santa Barbara who claimed the 13,000 acres of fire was caused by a spark from clearing equipment in a wooded area. usually, they claim the fires in Southern California were started by cigarettes, lightning or camp fires. This is a new one. Must have new writers, finally! Only once did a reporter claim that magma was the cause. She was fired.

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Re: Unbelievable Statements
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2009, 05:48:02 AM »
Why do you spam shit you didn't even write yourself?
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Re: Unbelievable Statements
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2009, 05:49:03 AM »
whos that fag?
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Re: Unbelievable Statements
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2009, 05:53:56 AM »
Quote from: Mars on May 13, 2009, 05:49:03 AM
whos that fag?

Stewart Swordswallower
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Re: Unbelievable Statements
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2009, 05:57:34 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on May 13, 2009, 05:53:56 AM
Stewart Swordswallower

I believe I recently saw him in movies such as "The Cockorxist", "The Penis has landed" and my favorite one "Between Sodomy and Cyanide".
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Re: Unbelievable Statements
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2009, 05:57:51 AM »
Quote from: lovemonkey on May 13, 2009, 05:48:02 AM
Why do you spam shit you didn't even write yourself?

stealing is common practice where Sebastian comes from.
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Re: Unbelievable Statements
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2009, 06:17:42 AM »
Quote from: lovemonkey on May 13, 2009, 05:57:34 AM
I believe I recently saw him in movies such as "The Cockorxist", "The Penis has landed" and my favorite one "Between Sodomy and Cyanide".

Watch your mouth - Stewart is one of the guys who knows that there are reptilians everywhere, esp. in the government, doing mind control on you, me and everyone else.
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Re: Unbelievable Statements
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2009, 06:19:06 AM »
Is that a denim shirt?
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Re: Unbelievable Statements
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2009, 06:23:47 AM »
Quote from: lovemonkey on May 13, 2009, 05:48:02 AM
Why do you spam shit you didn't even write yourself?
it's stewart's view on the news

his pic is underneath moron
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Re: Unbelievable Statements
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2009, 06:24:23 AM »
Quote from: sevastase on May 13, 2009, 06:23:47 AM
it's stewart's view on the news

his pic is underneath moron

Exactly proving my point, why spam shit you didn't even write yourself?
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Re: Unbelievable Statements
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2009, 06:24:29 AM »
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Re: Unbelievable Statements
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2009, 06:26:29 AM »
Quote from: lovemonkey on May 13, 2009, 06:24:23 AM
Exactly proving my point, why spam you didn't even write yourself?


Romanians have poor creative skills, but a genetic excellency in stealing stuff from others. It comes from itself, Sebastian can't do anything about it. When he sees something he's interested in, he has to steal it.
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Re: Unbelievable Statements
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2009, 06:29:15 AM »
He had to join the Hitler youth, as did most kids his age.
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Re: Unbelievable Statements
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2009, 06:34:47 AM »
Quote from: db2431 on May 13, 2009, 06:29:15 AM
He had to join the Hitler youth, as did most kids his age.

to be fair, Benedikt is a fucking asshole, he said many things against the jews and muslims before, never forget he was the head of the Inquisition (or Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, as it is called today) for more than 20 years.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congregation_for_the_Doctrine_of_the_Faith
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Re: Unbelievable Statements
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2009, 06:36:18 AM »
unbelievable people still take notice of that fellow.
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Re: Unbelievable Statements
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2009, 06:37:00 AM »
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Re: Unbelievable Statements
« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2009, 06:47:31 AM »
Quote from: lovemonkey on May 13, 2009, 06:24:23 AM
Exactly proving my point, why spam shit you didn't even write yourself?
because he puts it somuch better in words

don't click on my threads if you are a negative little bitch

maybe your tampon fell off, maybe your boyfriend dumped you

whatever the issue, remember : gayness can be cured. MAYBE ONE DAY YOU'LL BE INTRESTED IN THIS

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Re: Unbelievable Statements
« Reply #17 on: May 13, 2009, 06:52:21 AM »
Quote from: sevastase on May 13, 2009, 06:47:31 AM
because he puts it somuch better in words

don't click on my threads if you are a negative little bitch

maybe your tampon fell off, maybe your boyfriend dumped you

whatever the issue, remember : gayness can be cured. MAYBE ONE DAY YOU'LL BE INTRESTED IN THIS



Are those skittles? I used to eat them all the time as a kid but now if I try I feel like my teeth are going to fall out because of them. Dentists love that shit!
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Re: Unbelievable Statements
« Reply #18 on: May 13, 2009, 06:55:30 AM »
Quote from: lovemonkey on May 13, 2009, 05:57:34 AM
I believe I recently saw him in movies such as "The Cockorxist", "The Penis has landed" and my favorite one "Between Sodomy and Cyanide".

uh...why were you watching those movies? :-\
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Re: Unbelievable Statements
« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2009, 06:57:34 AM »
Quote from: lovemonkey on May 13, 2009, 05:57:34 AM
I believe I recently saw him in movies such as "The Cockorxist", "The Penis has landed" and my favorite one "Between Sodomy and Cyanide".
:D

please tell me you didn't just own yourself into oblivion by admitting to watching gay porn


aaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Re: Unbelievable Statements
« Reply #20 on: May 13, 2009, 08:42:16 AM »
LMAO guys I made those titles up, geez christ...
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Re: Unbelievable Statements
« Reply #21 on: May 13, 2009, 08:43:34 AM »
Quote from: sevastase on May 13, 2009, 06:47:31 AM
because he puts it somuch better in words

don't click on my threads if you are a negative little bitch

maybe your tampon fell off, maybe your boyfriend dumped you

whatever the issue, remember : gayness can be cured. MAYBE ONE DAY YOU'LL BE INTRESTED IN THIS



Dude it's alright if you do it once in a while but it gets seriously tiresome when you constantly spam the boards with the reptilian soul personality crackpot shit. And now this.
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Re: Unbelievable Statements
« Reply #22 on: May 13, 2009, 08:44:40 AM »
Quote from: lovemonkey on May 13, 2009, 08:42:16 AM
LMAO guys I made those titles up, geez christ...

Haha there's a thread about it in the Z board that's quite funny!
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