Here is how I see it happening:Pete Nice: And so, (groom's name)...all I can say is, hahahahaha brutal self-delusion and self-pwnage. You won't recover.Bride: Now, LOOK...Pete Nice: Calm down, Gloria.Ugly Bridesmaid: This is my friend's wedding!Pete Nice: Of course it is. Girls always pick their fat ugly friends for bridesmaids. You're so fat even the black guys don't want you. Epic tangerine dress three sizes too small. I've seen better legs on a pool table.Bride's Father: Sit down and shut up!Pete Nice: Meltdown. hahahahahaha I don't know what the bigger joke is...the fact that you had to pay for this band that played at the state fair for free last week, or the fact that your daughter actually wore WHITE!!(commotion ensues, etc)
I'm the best man at my buddies wedding in three weeks, and have to give a speech at the beginning of the reception ceremony. Anybody have or seen some creative ideas that they would like to share?Mods please leave up for a bit, this could be of great help...
