You're just bullshiting about your legs, oldtimer. Admit it - you've got shitty legs cause you've been on your knees most of your life eversince your 'dad' taught you your family's exclusive art of 'snake charming'. Hahahahahahaha gayer than your installing spy cam in the male showers just so you and your 'dad' can enjoy a little 'reality TV'.
Read what you posted and once again consider a different career other than comedian. Look Peeps,I love being blasted here! Any attention is better than No attention.
In all honesty, anyone here that actually works out, I consider you a champion. Those that don't work out but come here anyway, sorry I have to consider you gay.