F-ACK MOVEMENT
"I'm bringing back the fanny pack!! It's time someone stepped in and stopped the madness
http://bit.ly/UyU5A" -Joe Rogan, in an uphill battle to start the fanny pack movement.
"I'm getting a lot of support on this! I sense a fanny pack come back!! ...Chuck Norris, Hulk Hogan, Pat Miletich, me - we can do this..." -Joe Rogan, with Chuck Norris on board, it's bound to become bigger than twitter.
"Fanny pack lovers unite! Me at Sengoku
http://bit.ly/zGNBl" -Esther Lin of Allelbows
"I made a blog post about bringing back the fanny pack. It's officially a movement!
http://blog.joerogan.net" --Joe Rogan
"you are way way late Rogan- me and Chonan been rockin the f-ack for years- ask around- we've taken flack for the fack... All the fanny pack needs to be cool is a catchy name, I roll with "f-ack," personally." -Mayhem Miller
"Those Hilary Duff commercials have me saying "Gay" twice as much, and I say it while wearing a fanny pack and without a hint of irony." -Joe Rogan
"One time I wore a fanny pack and drank a zima at the same time. I don't give a FUCK." --Joe Rogan
LIFE LESSONS
"Excuse me, how bout pay attention to other black MMArtists in ADDITION to Kimbo." -Jason High.. Here's the secret to kimbo's fame.. The gold fist is like MMA's pick of destiny. The only downfall is that he has to remove it come fight time.
"You need to make life better for yourself and those around you. If you're happier, life is better and the people are happier... When you're moody and upset you make the people around you moody and upset and they in turn bring it back to you. It is a vicious circle... Go out there and spoil yourself. Get something you don't need but want. Get happy. Do it for yourself or do it for those around you.
" -Elvis Sinosic, has been watching too much Dr. Phil.
"A lot of new people following young 'hem on twitter. Yes, I referred to myself in the third person, and by a dumb nickname. Don't judge me." - Mayhem Miller, well at least when Tito Ortiz does that, he doesn't refer to himself as 'ito
"Every day do something that you are proud of. Don't accept any excuses from your self either. Go forth and make life better." -Elvis Sinosic, yup.. wayyyyy to much Dr. Phil..
"Some places you leave, others, you escape. Finally escaping vegas.... Just got kicked off the plane in Las Vegas. Apparently the FAA hates twittering." -Mayhem Miller
"About to take off.. Twittering again. Eat my ass US airways...
http://twitpic.com/6y2ey - Maybe the flight attendants were offended by me for some reason." -Mayhem Miller, you might be on to something there.
"The exorcism of a gay demon:
http://bit.ly/QhGXY holy shit, that's hilarious stuff... The way they were restraining that young man, -dick to buttocks - it's no wonder why it took so long to cast out that gay demon." -Joe Rogan, learns how to cast out gay demons.
"Doing situps in my underwear, should've closed the blinds, The neighbors are snapping photos I think." -Mayhem Miller, learning one of life's most important lessons..
WHAUT? I'M NUT DRUNKS
"On a flight to Vegas!!!! Too many exclaimation points, I know.." -Mayhem Miller
"I JSUT HAD PORK CHOPS, GREEN BEANS, AND A DRY BAKED POTATO... NOW FOR A BOTTEL ERRR... GLAS OF WINE" -Frank Trigg.. so alcohol makes frank eat a lot, mispell words and type in all caps.
"I'm hammered with @tikighosn fuck you fuckin twitterers and role models. you kids will learn when yr old." -Mayhem Miller..and alcohol makes Mayhem curse a lot.. Oh wait, he does that when he isn't drunk too. My bad.
"Outta my mind with @mayhem and @ rampage4real wayyyyyy tooooo much booze and asian women!!!!!!" -Tiki Goshn..
"Everything closes here in Toronto at 3am. What the hell is last call. Is that when you call an ex-girl friend? I don't needed that. I will keep drinking" -Frank Trigg, training hard for his UFC return..
"Very proud of myself in Vegas.. Not partying everyday, just working & training." -Rampage Jackson.. that's not what mayhem and tiki said..
"Vegas is a city of the devil. Fuggit, I'm going to Hell, may as well have fun with it...." -Mayhem Miller.. well the man has a point.
"About to try my luck at the black jack tables. Hope the other players don't get mad at how slow I add.." -Rampage Jackson
"It sucks being a wing man when the girl is not hot!!" -Rampage Jackson
"How the he'll did I get sick just traveling to toronto?" -Frank Trigg, uhh.. cause drinking and partying isn't 'just traveling'.... or maybe it's swine flu..
"
http://twitpic.com/6v8y2 - With crazy @mayhemmiller at rehab in vegas. The boy needs his meds!" -Rampage Jackson.. What's he taking? Viagra?
"I just had a glass of wine with ben. The owner of fords filling station. He does not care who I am or know for that matter" -Frank Trigg, drinks with random strangers who doesn't care or know who he is..
FIGHT WEEKEND
"hangin w my commentary team & drinking beer. our 6-6 strikeforce fights are going to be crazy. baroni looks so ripped & ready & lawler looks..." -Frank Shamrock...wait that's it? Someone needs to tell him that twitter has a limit of 140 characters.
"Who noticed Kevin Randlemans titty?" -Jason High, it takes a real man to admit to staring at another man's titty.
"Matt Hughes is jealous. WEC champ Mike Brown got a rifle sponsor." -Steve Cofield, He'd be really jealous if Brown had a bible sponsorship.
"Let's go FABER!!!
http://yfrog.com/58whsj" -Mark Munoz
"Brown VS. Faber, I got Faber people." -Travis Barker
"Mike Brown can pass guard like it's going out of style." -Luke Thomas,What, like Joe's fanny packs?
"Good fight, wish Urijah's hand wasn't hurt. I think the fight would've ended different." -Travis Barker
"I realy wanted faber." -Frank Trigg, Awww. I'm sure if Faber liked guys he'd want you too.
"Someone please tell me how Manny Gamburyan and Jens Pulver make more than both Urijah Faber AND Mike Brown? Anyone?" -Jason High
"Just leaving sac great fights... some tough breaks but all in all a great card... Time to gear up for the rematch" -Jamie Varner, will defend his belt in a rematch against the cowboy.
"Styling!
http://twitpic.com/6zjbo,
http://twitpic.com/6zh1w,
http://twitpic.com/6zg78" -Urijah Faber, had surgery on his broken right hand.
"My left swelled up last night pretty bad, gonna have it re-checked for a fracture.
http://twitpic.com/6zgf8" -Urijah Faber
TRAINING SCHMAINING
"Here at Sityodtong. Miguel Torres, Marcus Davis, Gurgel, Muzzafar, Tateki, and other monsters are here. Ridiculous sparring gonna happen." -Kenny Florian
"On my way to Cali for 8 week training camp! Excited to defend the title
http://sml.vg/2abK7C" -BJ Penn
"We did a marathon roll today during fighter training. 10, 5min rounds. Feel Great! Sparring tomorrow for the last time before the fight...." -Mike Swick
"Sparring was sick tonight. Good times. Everyone is looking great! Can't wait to see Marcus kick some ass at 99. Support the Hand Grenade!" -Kenny Florian
"got home Fri from sityodtong. spent last couple days w/ kids & drilling w/ Team. Leave 4 Germany @ 3pm. Most confident i've been in the UFC" -Marcus Davis, fights Dan Hardy this weekend
"My boxing coach and conditioning coach pushed me to my limits today! Loved it!! I'm ready" -Bobby Lashley
"Just ate two more double doubles... Why do I do this to myself?" -Joe Lauzon, 'Beefing' up for his next fight.
"I am in Germany now. Great place! Hotel is in an amazing location on the river. Lots of shops and restaurants around. About to train now..." -Mike Swick, came to Germany early for his fight this weekend.
"This new job is killing my video game time! What should I do?" -Rampage Jackson, Training Schmaining
TWITPICS & RANDOM TWEETS
"I will kimbo slice u and dampier at the same town" -Shaquille Oneil
"you be kimbo, i'll be fedor..lets see what happens" -Mark Cuban, replying to shaq
"There WILL be a season two of bully beatdown- there, twitter has the scoop, now you do." -Mayhem Miller, are they still gonna use stuntmen for bullies?
"As much as I hate to admit it TUF could be really entertaining next season between Kimbo, Rampage and all the other idiots." -Jason High
"
http://twitpic.com/6yjzy - So what I'm goofy! If you don't like it kick my ass!!" -Rampage Jackson
"Playing street fighter
http://sml.vg/afuDz9" -BJ Penn, Getting his revenge on Lyoto Machida.
"
http://twitpic.com/6rndx My sis and her BF. She got the height and the looks. Thats her BF Max." -Urijah Faber, that last line was a bummer.
"Vucci's wedding -
http://bnup2.com/p/575658" -Ryan Bader
"I may b getting a big head.
http://twitpic.com/6kd17" -Urijah Faber, and you got a bit taller i see.
"Tommy is getting my Buggy wrapped. Tom's always thinking. Moving Advertisement.
http://twitpic.com/6kwtb" -Urijah Faber
"I just got a new hat -
http://bnup2.com/p/575250" -Joe Stevenson
