FAUX NEWS version of the incident :
Don Broderick, one of the creative gurus behind the smashing success of Rupert Murdoch's cable channel was visciously attacked by a liberal bicyclist in Central Park yesterday. Broderick - a tax paying Christian - gives us details of the harrowing attempt on his life.
"I was there, you know in like, Central Park when this liberal bicyclist with an Obama sticker on his helmet charged me and just like, T-Boned my vehicle with his bicycle. I sat there in stunned silence as he clawed his way onto the hood of my vehicle and launched an attack against my windshield trying to bust through to get to me. He was screaming and yelling at me, you know like really loud and stuff about, well I don't really remember what it was about because I was sort of like pissing my pants at the moment. Finally I sort of gun the vehicle for like 10 yards and he fell off and I was able to escape with my life. Man those liberals...... Obama set this up......"
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